Thanksgiving is a time for fun and family and of course that means having a good laugh now and then. Which is why we have gathered all the best Thanksgiving puns for you to share. And if you’re looking for short Thanksgiving puns for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Thanksgiving Puns
Be of gourd cheer.
Like feather, like son.
Pie me a river.
Get rich or pie trying.
Don’t leaf me hanging.
Thanksgiving dinner: All in a holi-day’s work.
I’m at your beck and fall.
Baby, I was corn this way!
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
Fall you need is love!
You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
Pumpkin everything, please!
Did you hear about the stuffing costume? It was dressing in disguise.
My turkey looked the exact same! Maybe it was a gobblegänger.
This could be the start of pumpkin big.
No more Mr. Spice guy.
Don’t gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.
A big turkey is called a gobbler, so a small turkey is called a goblet.
Turkey deeds done dirt cheap.
What baseball position do turkeys play? First baste.
You hold the tur-key to my heart!
I’m fowling for you!
This turkey tastes funny. It’s a quir-key.
Mama, I’m pumpkin home!
It doesn’t get butter than this.
Don’t let your gourd down this fall.
We’re pumpkin apart at the seams!
Fall’s well that ends well.
Let the gourd times roll!
Fall I want is you!
Did you hear about the sick turkey? It was feeling under the feather.
War and Piece
Here I yam!
What is a turkey called on the day after Thanksgiving? – Lucky.
With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
Pie, pie Birdy!
I only have pies for you.
I would never leaf you.
Get rich or pie trying.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Pumpkin sure smells good in here!
Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.
Don’t leaf out! It’s fall.
How’d the turkey know it was going to snow? It got a winter feather advisory.
Who comes when little cranberries lose a tooth? The Tooth Berry.
I’d like to cut back on thanksgiving leftovers but I can’t cut back cold turkey
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Dad is such acorn-y person.
No more Mr. Nice Pie!
Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
There’s always pumpkin there to remind me.
I’m pumpkin to talk to you.
Did you hear about the maize comedian? He only tells corny jokes.
Baby, we were corn to run.
It’s fall in the family.
Why did the turkey say no to dessert? – He was already stuffed.
Beauty and the feast.
We can clean the dinner plates in one fowl swoop.
In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
Go on, bake my day.
Corn to be wild.
Gourd goals
Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.
That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.
It’s the most wonderfall time of the year.
I think you just might be onto pumpkin…
I’ve got my eyes on the pies
Orange you glad it’s fall?
It’s Thursday but it feels like fry-day
Hello gourdgeous
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Did you hear about the Pilgrim band? They’re called “New Kids on the Rock.”
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Sweater late than never.
What do you call a running turkey? – Fast food
Corn in the U.S.A.
Did you hear about the poultry convention? They brought in a turkey-note speaker.
What flavor of ice cream do Pilgrims prefer? Rocky road.
All pie myself.
It’s all pumpkin back to me now.
Even books wear jackets in the fall.
Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey? It decided to wing it.
Did you hear about the pumpkin pie that apologized? It was a piece offering.
Talk turkey to me.
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Did someone say “sweater weather”?
Did you know turkeys can never get the flew?
That was hen, this is now.
Go big or gourd home
It’s much ado about stuffing.
Hey I just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
The smashing pumpkins
Don’t be acorn-y.
Me + PSL = Squashgoals.
May the forest be with you.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? – They suspected fowl play.
What did the cranberry say to the gravy? Let’s get sauced.
Save the turkey leftovers so they don’t go to waist
My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
Did you hear about the turkey that went into IT? It was a technical fowl.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
Thanksgiving dinner is a like a band with four percussionists: Everybody fights over the drumsticks.
Life is gourd.
Fall aboard!
Season the day!
You occu-pie my thoughts
Don’t make me do pumpkin I’ll regret.
Ready to squash
Did you hear about the feuding desserts? They didn’t see pie to pie.
Fall good things must come to an end.
What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite letter? The “C.”
Bread-y or not, here I crumble!
I only have pies for you.
The nap after eating is called the silence of the yams.
Pie’ve been waiting all season for this
The runaway turkey looked a little smir-key.
Cutie pie
It’s the fall of yet another season.
Why are Pilgrims so popular? They’re a chip off the old rock.
Pumpkin pi
This chilly weather is soup-er!
Where do cranberries get soft serve? At the Berry Queen.
Forever hounding for leftovers to tur-keep for later…
I yam legend.
Let the gourd times roll.
Spice, spice, baby.
I confess, I’m pie-ning for you.
Arrgh, I’m a pie-rate.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
A turkey breaks up with his girl just because he could not get to the first baste!
That’s how I casser-roll.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
This weather is paw-some.
Pumpkin pi.
Dear gourd
Why did the leaf join the military? It answered the fall of duty.
You hold the tur-key to my heart!
No fowl play.
The Amazing Cider-Man.
I’m on a dinner roll.
Be-leaf it or not, it’s Thanksgiving.
Have the baste thanksgiving ever!
Silence of the yams.
Piece (of pie) out.
I’m at your beck and fall.
Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
Pour some gravy on me.
If you cross a turkey with some corn and veggies, what do you get? – Enough food for Thanksgiving.
I’m starving. I’m actually hen-gry
Did you hear about possessed turkey? It had a poultry-geist.
Who needs a wine glass, when you’ve got a gobble-let?
I always fall head over heels for fall.
I’ve got stuffing to lose.
Seeing the turkey dressing always makes me blush.
You’re pumpkin special.
Orange you glad it’s autumn?
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Well, that’s fall folks!
This corn dish is a-maizing!
You’re the gift that keeps on Thanks-giving.
Oh my gourd. I love Thanksgiving.
I’m pumpkin you up!
What is the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? – A tur-key
Isn’t this season just wonder-fall?!
I’m a real pumpkin-head.
Gravy is the turKEY to my heart
Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business
What did one pie say to the other? “You wanna piece of me?”
No turkey this year? I suspect fowl play!
You’re my sweater half.
Pie love spending time with you
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
This turkey is poultry in motion.
Piece and love
Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.
That’s fall, folks!
Chick or treat!
It’s everything or stuffing.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What do turkeys drink wine from? Gob-lets.
It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
Why are movies starring a turkey rated R? – Because of their fowl language.
I only have pies for you.
I like you a (pumpkin spice) latte.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
I yam what I yam.
Do or pie.
It’s fall you can eat!
Pumpkin’s gotta give.
The most popular game title for turkeys might be Turkey Tetris – zzini!
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
These pumpkins are simply gourd-ous.
This stuffing is tur-key to success.
What wish did the turkey make on his birthday? – That people find another entree for Thanksgiving.
My Thanksgiving sign is Pie-sces.
A star is corn.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
You’re gourdgeous
Don’t pie over spilled milk.
Where do turkeys go when they die? The gravey-yard
Why did the turkeys cancel school? There was going to be fowl weather.
Last but not feast.
Live free or pie.
A turkey looks like a ghost because it is a gobbling.
Gobble ‘til you wobble.
The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
Your henwriting has improved.
What did the ocean say to the Pilgrims? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the Pilgrims stay in Plymouth? It was rockin’.
It’s all or stuffing.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving buffet? It’s fall you can eat.
Let me fall you sweetheart.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Don’t fall us, we’ll fall you!
Don’t leaf me!
It’s fall coming back to me now.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
Squash Goals
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Old habits pie hard.
Hello gourdgeous.
Did hear about the cursing turkey? It had a fowl mouth.
Playing the wishbone game is a snap.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? – Quack, quack!
I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
So that is it for our list of Thanksgiving Puns. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, you can also check out our other lists of Short Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes, Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes, Happy Thanksgiving Quotes for Family and Turkey Puns.
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Laynni Deir
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