Thanksgiving is a very social holiday that is all about having fun with family and friends, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Thanksgiving letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Thanksgiving letter board quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes
Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
I’m plucking stuffed.
You crack me up like a wishbone!
We’re serving the turkey’s favorite dessert this year: peach gobbler!
B-autumns up
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie
“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon
“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. – Melanie White
This turkey is all carved up! Do you suspect fowl play?
We all have something in common with the turkey today: We’re stuffed.
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
Thanksgiving is plucking awesome
It doesn’t get any butter than this.
“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
Feeling saucy.
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
Hey, that turkey wishbone is doing its best—give it a break.
You call it chaos. We call it family.
I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do
If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!
I’m filling pretty full!
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Feast mode
Because you know I’m all about that baste
You could say I’m into fitness—as in, fitness scoop of mashed potatoes into my mouth.
Beauty and the feast.
You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.
Gobble ’til you wobble
“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
There’s no need for a wine glass when you’ve got a gobble-let!
“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott
Pie really love you.
Bready for seconds!
It doesn’t get any butter than this
You’re the apple of my pie
It’s all gravy, baby
“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey
Don’t stop be-leafing
I’ve got stuffing to hide!
We’re trading in the Christmas tree for poul-tree this year.
Leftovers are for quitters
My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n’ roll!
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
Thankful today and every day
I yam what I yam
Nobody puts gravy in the corner.
Gourd your loins!
Pies before guys
“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.”—Charlie Brown
Don’t whine, drink some wine!
Feeling berry thankful to be here.
You thought Thanksgiving was over? You ain’t seen stuffing yet!
Eat, drink, and cranberry!
This turkey will make you fowl with delight.
Not to get too corny, but this Thanksgiving food is amaizeing.
This corn is simply a-maize-ing.
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
Thanksgiving indulging
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
“Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.
More rolls? You butter believe it
Pumpkin season has begun
“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner
Don’t make fun of the turkey—it’s been roasted enough today.
Fifty shades of gravy
Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
There’s just pumpkin about the way you look tonight.
There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.
Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?
Let’s talk turkey
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven’t seen stuffing yet.
Let’s get basted!
I’m carbo-loading…for Black Friday.
Is butter(ball) a carb?
I’m all about that baste life!
What a cluster pluck
Gobble ‘til you wobble
Let’s squash the family drama today.
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.
Gourd out of my mind
Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Pumpkin is the spice of life
In every life, a little cranberry must fall.
“On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.”—William Jennings Bryan
I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!
And they lived apple-y ever after
A good Thanksgiving meal is the tur-key to my heart.
Goodness gracious, great gobbles of fire!
You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.
Current status: stuffed like a turkey
“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James
I was corn this way!
Eat, drink, and cranberry
Pie am so grateful for dessert.
This food is truly off the stuffing charts!
You’ve foiled my plans for taking home leftovers.
Squashing my hands of this.
The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!
We go together like turkey and gravy
I love you from my head to my potatoes.
Birds of a feather flock together
The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.
Corn in the U.S.A!
Casse-rollin’ with the fam!
Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’
“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Can’t wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.
This meal is pumpkin special.
Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.
“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne
You’re the apple of my pie.
Thankful for friends that turned into family
“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
I’m filling pretty full!
Thankful for elastic waistbands
Pumpkin spice and chill
Happy Piesgiving, folks!
“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm
The maize is full of corny people.
“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert
Let the gourd times roll
I’ve got stuffing to lose.
I yam who I yam.
“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns
“Pie makes everybody happy.”—Laurie Halse Anderson
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.
That was plucking delicious!
I don’t want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there’s no more leftovers.
Pure pumpkin goodness
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?
Life’s gourd, and then you pie.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed
At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!
This meal can’t get any butter.
I will eat all of this food all pie myself.
I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!
Easy as pumpkin pie
Happy Winesgiving
Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day’s work.
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.
Whatever floats your gravy boat.
Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
Eat, drink and be cranberry.
I love when you talk turkey to me.
Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater
In an autumn state of mind
Keep calm and gobble on
Oh my gourd, I ate too much.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls
Last but not feast.
Roll out!
You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
I’m so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.
Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving
Old habits pie hard.
You know I was corn to be wild.
It’s all or stuffing with the Thanksgiving feast.
The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.
I like big bundts and I cannot lie.
“People who love to eat are always the best people. – Julia Child
Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes
Gravy, I love your way.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Go big or gourd home
We’re really plucky to have a great turkey this Thanksgiving.
Much ado about stuffing.
“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
You can tell the gravy is excited because it’s all stirred up.
I’m gravy for you!
Only have pies for this one.
“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard
I yam legend.
Eat hard, nap harder
Easy as pie!
Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey
“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs
This turkey is poultry in motion.
Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.
Please raise your gobble gobble goblets for a Thanksgiving toast!
Gourd times
Hit me, gravy, one more time
Talk turkey to me
I yam what I yam
I’m pie-ning for you.
It’s so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.
Pie plucking love this holiday
Don’t let the turkey fool you. He’s got a baste of spades in his giblets.
This meal is the cranberry on top.
It’s turkey time
I gobbled all of it up!
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke
I’m ready to talk turkey all evening.
Let’s get this bread. (And butter.)
All you knead is love and pumpkin pie
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a yam!
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
Eat, drink, and be thankful
A happy heart is a thankful heart
I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.
Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.
It’s all filling and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” —Jim Davis
“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten
Don’t forget to squash up for Thanksgiving dinner.
Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.
I never want to leaf this beautiful place
“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”—George Bernard Shaw
The gravy train
“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly
I cran and I will go back for seconds
We go together like turkey and gravy
We’re having a yam good time.
If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.
I only have pies for you.
Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
This food is looking gravy-licious.
Orange is the new black
Feast your eyes on this glorious Thanksgiving spread.
I’m ready to season the day.
I have a crust on you!
“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller
Pour some gravy on me.
Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful
Winning the wishbone is a snap!
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
I’m all corn up inside.
Family, turkey, and football — oh my!
“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck
“Arrgh,” says the pie-rate.
Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.
“Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.” —Lindsey Bareham
Don’t let any Thanksgiving turkey go to baste.
This wine pairs well with a crazy family
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno
Good vibes and apple pies.
I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.
Hi, it’s so rice to meet you!
Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
Squash goals.
Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!
“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert
Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me
More rolls? You better believe it
Wine not have another glass?
Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.
“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley
“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck
Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!
Eat, drink and cranberry.
Cluck it, let’s celebrate!
Nobody puts gravy in a corner.
Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…
“I love Thanksgiving because it is a holiday centered around food and family, two things that are of utmost importance to me.” – Marcus Samuelsson
Because you know I’m all about that baste
Winner, winner, turkey dinner
There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
They whine. I wine.
My favorite color is autumn
Don’t stare at the turkey dressing. You’ll make him blush!
The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.
Silence of the yams.
Zero plucks given
Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!
It’s leg day
“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White
Let’s get basted!
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Official occupation: couch potato
Talk turkey to me
This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.
Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Let’s get cranberry sauced
Let’s talk turkey
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde
Don’t stop be-leafing
When it doubt, gravy it out!
Can someone pick up the turkey’s phone? It’s winging.
Nobody puts gravy in the corner
I’m on a dinner roll.
Silence of the yams.
“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” – Willie Nelson
Oh my gourd I love fall
The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.
My gobble-let overfloweth
Whip, whip—hooray!
So that is it for our list of Funny Thanksgiving Letter Board Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Deir
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