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Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

There is plenty going on around Halloween and even more to be said, which is why we have put together a list of all the best short Halloween letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short Halloween letter board sayings, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

Taking a coffin break.

Witching you a Happy Halloween!

This is my resting witch face.

Witch way to the party?

You’ve ghost to be kidding me!

Have a wicked good Halloween.

Hope your Halloween is just purr-fect!

Witch and famous.

Happy Halloween from the cutest pumpkin in the patch.

Just booked a one-way trip to Pumpkintown.

You’ve bewitched me!

I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats on this date.

“You’re going to Camp Blood, ain’t ya? — Crazy Ralph, “Friday the 13th”

Wishin’ for a scarytale ending.

Witching you a magical day!

Fangs for the memories!

Bewitch you were here!

Take heed, ’tis the season for eerie indeed!

If the broom fits, fly it!

Spooky mama.

“Round about the cauldron go; In the poison’d entrails throw.” — William Shakespeare, “Macbeth”

Broom with a view.

You know what they say: Keep calm, trick-or-treat and carry on.

Sweeter than candy.

“You’re afraid right now, aren’t ya?” — Indrid Cold, “The Mothman Prophecies”

Witch’s brew haha.

Happy Halloween! We’re back and better. (From the dead.)

“The circles under your eyes … how lovely you look today!” — Lily Munster, “The Munsters”

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

My favorite season is haunted house.

I’m just here for witching hour!

This is Halloween, this is Halloween / Pumpkins scream in the dead of night.” — Danny Elfman

This soup tastes witch-licious!

Trick-or-treat yourself this Halloween.

Life’s a witch, then you fly.

I’ve got a ghost problem — everyone sees right through me.

Show me the candy!

Witch-tastic times ahead.

Creepin’ it real.

Here’s to a Halloween that’s so fun, it’s scary!

Youve bewitched me witch puns

A witch in time saves nine.

Boo ya!

All boo’d up and nowhere to go.

“Beware, for I am fearless, and therefore powerful.” — Mary Shelley, “The Last Man”

You forgot to look under the bed.

Wishing you a scarytale ending this Halloween!

I’m 100% that witch.

I’m just a mere ghost of my former self.

“Whatever you do … don’t fall asleep.” — Nancy Thompson, “A Nightmare on Elm Street”

Wishing you a Halloween filled with tricks and treats.

Ghosts use Sham-boo to wash their hair.

“You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” — Billy Loomis, “Scream”

“Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — Linus, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”

Will you be my ghoul friend?

I’m your worst nightmare.

Spoiling for a fright.

Stay spooky.

Bone-jour!

Skulls and mice and everything nice.

Boo hoo!

She’s a ghostly breeze in a world of shadows.

Littlest pumpkin in the patch.

 Where my ghouls at?

Just witching the time away.

Jeepers creepers!

Ghost a minute!

Feeling ghost-tastic today!

“I be the witch of the wood.” — Thomasin, “The Witch”

I wore my invisible costume to work. Not a single compliment.

Witch better have my broom!

Ghosts go to the Dead Sea for vacation.

I’ve got déjà boo!

Ghost out and conquer.

Witching you and yours a very happy Halloween.

Spooky vibes.

Chasin’ the boos away.

Ghostbusters unite!

Bake it in the coven.

“There ain’t no second chance against the thing with 40 eyes.” — Michael Jackson, “Thriller”

You’ve got hex appeal.

Feeling wicked.

Just ghost with the flow.

“But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much.” — Rockwell, “Somebody’s Watching Me”

“Your mind’s in disturbia / It’s like the darkness is the light” — Rihanna, “Disturbia”

You’re the treat to my trick.

I make spooky look cute.

“I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try.” — Michael Jackson, “Thriller”

Vampires are fang-tastic!

In fact, I do drive stick.

Don’t worry, I won’t bite.

“Zoinks! It’s the creepy coin collector again!” — Shaggy, “Scooby-Doo”

Just me and my boo crew.

Make no mistake, I’m here for the candy.

Ghost chefs: they’ll spook up your meal.

No tricks, just treats.

This is my resting witch face.

That’s a witch hunt!

“You ever feel prickly things on the back of your neck? — Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”

“Looks like we’ve got another mystery on our hands.” — Fred, “Scooby-Doo”

You can’t ghost a ghost-er.

Here’s to getting ghosted this Halloween!

Double, double toil and wishes, if my spell worked, you’d be doing the dishes.

“Psycho killer / Qu’est-ce que c’est?” — Talking Heads, “Psycho Killer”

“I went trick-or-treating and all I got was a bag full of rocks.” — Charlie Brown

I’m nobody’s ghoul.

I’m changing my address to 1428 Elm Street.

Hey there, gourd-eous!

Beware of tech vampires — they byte.

“Our lives are one masked ball.” — Gaston Leroux, “The Phantom of the Opera”

Spell-abrate good times!

I’m witcher than you.

A ghost comedian is dead funny.

I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.

Would a bad witch look this good?

“The boy. Is he dead, too?” — Alice Hardy, “Friday the 13th”

A ghost unlocks a door with a spoo-key.

This is where the magic happens!

“It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Leigh Brackett, “Halloween”

Come my little pretties.

Ghoul luck, babe!

Not all witches live in Salem.

Life is a boo-tiful journey.

“Energy vampires love a good road trip.” — Colin Robinson, “What We Do in the Shadows”

Here’s to less tricks and more treats this Halloween.

“Come out, come out, wherever you are.” — Jack Torrance, “The Shining”

The gourd, the bad and the ugly.

“Waiting for an invitation to arrive / Goin’ to a party where no one’s still alive.” — Oingo Boingo

Let’s make a witch-tastic team!

The host couldn’t believe the ghost.

Ghosting is my superpower, deal with it.

Black cat got your tongue?

I’m not a ghost, I just appear dead inside.

“Do you have any vacancies?” — Marion Crane, “Psycho”

Dull ghosts are so boo-ring.

Excuse me, do you have room service at the Bates Motel?

To witch their own.

Witch way to the wine?

“Once upon a time, there was a girl and the girl had a shadow.” — Red, “Us”

“Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.” — Classics IV, “Spooky”

My horror-scope predicts that this Halloween will be pretty spooky.

Happy hauntings!

No tricks, only treats for you this Halloween.

Ghosting through life with a smile.

Witch-ful thinking got me here.

It’s time to monster mash!

Beware of the werecat.

Ghosts have a lot of spirit – literally.

“You’ll shake and shudder in surprise / When you hear these zombies shriek.” — Andrew Gold

“Don’t hang up on me.” — Ghostface, “Scream”

May your jack-o’-lantern burn bright all through the night!

Straight from my cauldron and into your glass.

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Ghost ahead, make my day.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Take me to your pump-king!

What do you mean? This is my costume.

“What an excellent day for an exorcism.” — Demon, “The Exorcist”

Fill up my glass because I feel boo-zy tonight!

Future bride of Frankenstein.

Keep calm and carry a witch!

“I saw a werewolf drinkin’ a pina colada at Trader Vic’s / His hair was perfect.” — Warren Zevon

“You rang?” — Lurch, “The Addams Family”

Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but Halloween.

If you’ve got it, then haunt it.

Here’s hoping all your Halloween fears come true.

Zombie our guest.

Where my witches at?

Don’t look under the bed.

I’m so hex-cited.

Just reserved my campsite at Camp Crystal Lake.

Just know that zom-body is thinking of you this Halloween.

Keep calm and scare on.

This is boo sheet.

Which wine goes best with M&Ms? Asking for a friend.

Pumpkins a ‘blazing, hope your Halloween is amazing!

“I didn’t say she was dead, I said I killed her.” — Barnabas Collins, “Dark Shadows”

I put a spell on you.

This letter is sealed with a vampire bite.

Boo to you!

Witches be witchin’.

Have a killer Halloween!

Ghosts serve I scream for dessert!

“The zombies were having fun / The party had just begun.” — Bobby “Boris” Pickett, “Monster Mash”

Momster and Dadcula.

I’m just here for the boo’s.

Who needs Halloween? I ghost people all year long.

The ghost went to the party for the boos.

“Too many Halloween decorations.” Says who?

Goblins, ghouls and zombies, oh my!

I put the “boo” in booty.

“The soul remains one, shared by two.” — Red, “Us”

Witch better have my candy.

Completely sheet-faced.

“All good things to those who wait.” — Dr. Hannibal Lecter, “The Silence of the Lambs”

Bat to the bone.

Like Freddy, Jason, and Michael Meyers, my love for you will never die.

Let’s get down and boogie (monster).

All is calm, all is fright.

Broomstick parking. All others will be toad.

Have a Scary Halloween and Happy Boo Year!

I’m not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.

Feeling witchy keen today!

Trick or treat, gimme something good to eat.

“Everybody’s comin,’ leave your body at the door.” — Oingo Boingo, “Dead Man’s Party”

Bone to be wild.

I drink my coffee with scream and sugar.

“Good evening, Clarice.” — Dr. Hannibal Lecter, “The Silence of the Lambs”

Love at first bite.

A pumpkin a day means Halloween is on its way.

We have a spot reserved for your broom this Halloween.

This sheet is getting old!

“Spooky, scary skeletons / Send shivers down your spine.” — Andrew Gold

I’m the ghostess with the mostess.

Orange, black and green, there’s mischief a-brewin’ this Halloween.

“It’s our time now. Our time up there.” — Red, “Us”

You’re a spell-ebration!

Cereal killer.

Witching you a happy birthday!

Baby boo.

Witching you lots of love!

Headed out for a breath of fresh scare.

Halloween is just a scream away.

I hope all your screams come true!

You ghost, girl!

Jack-o’-lantern of all trades.

“I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.” — Stephanie Meyer, “Twilight”

A sand-witch loves the beach.

I’m the queen of Halloween and he’s my pumpkin king!

I hope the spirits of Halloween make all your spooky wishes come true.

“I see dead people.” — Cole Sear, “The Sixth Sense”

Just call me the HalloQueen / PumKing.

“You are all my children now.” — Freddy Krueger

You’re my witch and famous!

You’re the cutest pumpkin in the patch. Happy Halloween!

Pumpkins a ‘blazing, hope your Halloween is amazing.

You’re sweeter than all the candy that I’ll receive this year.

“Darkness falls across the land / The midnight hour is close at hand.” — Michael Jackson, “Thriller”

Witch out for me!

“I smiled, — for what had I to fear?” — Edgar Allen Poe, “The Tell-Tale Heart”

You make me feel like I’m the only ghoul in the world.

Ghosts: all spirit, no substance.

Hocus pocus, I wish I could focus.

Broom parking permitted.

Giving my spookiest boo to you and yours this Halloween.

This wasn’t exactly what I had in mind when you said “costume.”

“Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams.” — Classics IV, “Spooky”

I hope you like your coffee with scream and sugar.

“Now, sink into the floor.” — Missy Armitage, “Get Out”

Come and play with us, Danny. Forever … and ever … and ever.” — The Grady Twins, “The Shining”

May chills run down your spine this Halloween.

The boogeyman is coming. I gave him your address.

Witches get stitches.

Come in for a bite …

Just here for the boos.

If the broom fits, ride it.

What ghost around comes around.

Ghosts buy their clothes at a boo-tique.

“And to think, if it weren’t for you … I never would’ve danced at all.” — Red “Us”

Boo-lieve in yourself!

A group of ghosts is called a boo-crew.

You en-witch my life.

“There’s Halloween spooks outside my window!” — Lambert, Hendricks and Ross

Beware and take care on Halloween night.

I go to the bars for boos.

Squad ghouls.

If you’re looking for a scare, then come fright this way!

A little pumpkin told me it’s your first Halloween. Boo!

Ghost big or go home.

There’s a message for you — it’s from the grave.

Happy Halloween! I hope you have a howling good time.

Working the graveyard shift.

Beware of the witch.

Caution: Goblins ahead.

Hex-t me later.

Witches be crazy.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” — William Shakespeare, “The Tempest”

Have a spook-tacular Halloween!

So that is it for our list of Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

For more great ideas, you can check out our other lists of Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Pumpkin Patch Captions and Fall Couple Captions.

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About the Author

Laynni Deir

I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.

The goal of Purely Lists is to provide a comprehensive and diverse set of lists to cover every situation from holidays and celebrations to uplifting quotes and general motivation. Whether you are looking for something deep and profound, funny and foolish or positive and encouraging, we strive to offer easy, fast and accessible options.