Halloween is one of those rare holidays that is all fun, no deeper meaning, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny Halloween letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Halloween letter board sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Hilarious Sayings
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna
Only bad witches can drive stick
If the broom fits, fly it
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus
Happy Hallo-weenie!
Double, double toil and trouble!
Happy fall, y’all!
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
Drop dead gorgeous
Frankenstein skips the dance floor with his two left feet.
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family
Wicked awesome.
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers
Something wicked this way comes
Did you say treat?
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond
Let’s carve out some fun
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.
Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
These costumes are scary good.
Happy Hallo-weenie!
I’m already ten steps ahead of the carve this year.
Just a little pumpkin spice to sweeten the season.
“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley
Happy Hollow-ween!
Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!
Looking fur-ocious
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold
Living in golden hour when it’s fall
Trick or tequila
Lookin’ gourd-geous!
I’m the ghostest with the mostest
Your costume? Couldn’t scare less.
I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
Waaay ahead of the carve!
Pumpkin season has begun
Looking pawsitively bootiful
So pumped for Halloween I could burst like an overripe gourd.
Feeling witchy.
Let’s bone
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
Pure pumpkin goodness
Where my ghouls at?
Favorite math joke? Easy: pumpkin pi.
The Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
Have yourself the happiest of Hollow-weens!
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Don’t make me drop a house on you
Bad and boo-jee
“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
Everything I brew, I brew for you.
Twix or treat!
Got a bone to pick with every skeleton at this party.
Witch upon a star.
Hocus Pocus and chill?
My costume is absolutely eerie-sistible.
You’re going to Snicker after hearing all of my Halloween puns.
Hey, boo-tiful
I’m all tricks, no treats.
Wrapped up and ready—you’re clearly the mummy of the year.
Just out here creepin’ it real, as usual.
Keep calm and enjoy fall
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Gourd out of my mind
Halloween night Pop Rocks my world
Ahead of the carve
Beware of Resting Witch Face.
The ghosts really brought the boo-ty this year.
A wee bit wicked
I’m bat to the bone.
Bugs and hisses, witches!
Too cute to spook
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween
I can’t help it… it’s in my blood.
Be witched!
This witch likes wine
#SquadGhouls
Having a howling good time!
You’re in ghoul company
Slipped on a pumpkin and totally lost my gourd.
I’m a haunt mess
More boos, please
Fangs for the memories
Sweet like candy
So many of my smiles begin with autumn
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed
Hot ghoul Halloween
This is where the magic happens
A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.
Ready to pumpkin spice up the night.
You better work, witch
It’s time to get this party startled!
girl dressed as witch, holding pumpkin and broom, portrait
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
bowl of candy corn
Lookin’ absolutely gourd-geous tonight.
Wishing you a fang-tastic Howl-oween!
Putting the ‘boo’ in booty
Keeping it cool and pumpkin-flavored.
Have a humerus Halloween
child holding a halloween pumpkin over their face
Howl’s it hanging this Halloween?
Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?
Basic witch
I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.
You had me at pumpkin patch
You know what they say: If the broom fits!
It’s all treats or all pumpkin. No in-between.
Fall is just a part of leaf
Oh my gourd I love fall
Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special this year.
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
Not every witch lives in Salem
Fright Night
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson
Creepin’ it real!
Let’s get spooky
“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus
Here I am, warts and all.
It’s fall coming back to me now
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Who wants to join my fang club?
I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Witch better have my candy
Can you tell me witch way to the pumpkin patch?
Boo-in it for the ‘gram
I’m here for the boos
Tea and fuzzy socks season
This is my magic happy potion
Creepin’ it real
Starbursting to eat all this candy
Don’t go goblin up all my candy
It’s the most frightful time of the fear.
Shake your BOOty
Keep calm and cartilage on
You’ve got me under your spell.
Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.
Mischief managed
“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
Just checked my horror-scope—looks like a killer night ahead.
“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
This is my resting witch face
Keep calm and carry a wand
Have a fang-tastic night!
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
The pumpkin to my spice
If you didn’t get tricked, was it even Halloween?
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless
Welcome to the pun-kin patch, where the jokes never rot.
This witch can be bribed with chocolate
“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy
I’ll be-witcha in a second!
“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
Can’t hide it, I love pumpkin spice a whole latte.
Call it what it is: pure squash ambition.
Witcha up to?
Carving out quality time for spooky season.
I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun
Come Halloween, it’s Crunch time.
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins
Witching you a Happy Halloween.
Carving out fun
“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria
“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Witch better have my candy.
I’ve been there, done bat.
Straight outta coffin
Just a broom and a little perfume
“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus
“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
Channeling all the flannel
You’re the pumpkin I’ve been waiting for.
Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.
Witch and famous.
“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette
“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein
You’re the best of the bunch—truly the pick of the patch.
Hocus pocus and chill?
Eat, drink & be scary
Howl you doin’?
I’m ahead of the carve
It’s going tibia okay!
“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker
Got my pumpkin pies set on you.
It’s time to have some skele-fun
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
Don’t stop be-leafing
The most colorful season of all is here
“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet
I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.
Go big or gourd home
Angel by day. Devil by night
Crowning myself the official pun-kin king.
No playing it small. Go big or gourd home.
Every angel has a devilish side
Fangs for the memories.
Can’t always get what you wand.
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey
Keep calm and stay cozy
No bones about it!
BYOBoos
Pumped for pumpkins!
Halloween makes me so (candy) corny
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
100 percent that witch
Tell everybunny it’s time for a Hoppy Halloween.
It’s witchful thinking.
Don’t forget to do your hair with scare spray on Halloween.
You really don’t know jack-o’-lantern, do you?
There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
This will definitely come in candy.
Psst…This isn’t a costume
Skeletons don’t have the guts to dress up for Halloween.
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
Don’t forget your spoo-key—this house doesn’t unlock itself.
New face, who ‘dis?
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
Still searching for a boo who’s my blood type.
Trick or treat, motherpupper
You’re my fiend for life.
You can always count on a vampire to go for the blood orange.
I’ve got tricks and treats up my sleeve.
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
#HotGhoulFall
We’re having a howling good time!
Looking brew-tiful tonight!
My costume is eerie-sistible
Fangs for the memories
99 problems but a witch ain’t one
Witch, please
I know how to drive a stick.
Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
Had a spooktacular night!
I’m just dying to have some fun!
Living that sweet, seasonal gourd life.
I put a spell on you
If the broom fits, fly it
Halloween’s the one day you’re supposed to come as you aren’t.
Catch me on the dark side
With the boo crew
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
I will gourd this candy with my life!
This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!
You make me batty
Witch parking. All others will be toad.
Forever your Zom-bae
Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
Ghouls just wanna have fun
What’s up, my witches?
You say witch like it’s a bad thing
Time to get this party startled!
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly
Bat to the bone
With the boo crew
Wishing you a spook-tacular night full of chills and thrills.
They say it was love at first bite—fangs and all.
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
Keep calm and carry a wand.
A nightmare before coffee
Let’s give ’em pumpkin worth talking about.
You’re the treat to my trick
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.
A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends
Hallow Howl-o-ween!
Pretty sure Gourd of the Rings deserves an Oscar.
I will protect this candy with all my gourd.
You know what I like to say: bugs and hisses.
I hope you find this humerus
By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice
During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.
Killin’ it
A cutie that’s a little spooky.
Feeling batty!
Fall foliage is my favorite color
Cracked jack-o’-lantern? No problem, there’s always a pumpkin patch.
This is the one time a year I could truly be myself
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches
Straight Outta Salem
This party? Totally a gourd time.
Bite me
My costume really hit the gourd spot.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked
Out here feeling gourd and festive.
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
Oh my gourd, Halloween is finally here.
If you’ve got it, haunt it
Eat, drink, and be scary
Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about
So that is it for our list of Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, you can check out our other lists of Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes, October Quotes, Short October Captions, Pumpkin Patch Captions and Fall Couple Captions.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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