Nothing gets the day started better than a good laugh, so we have put together a list of all the best short funny good morning quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny good morning sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings
“Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.” ― Kamaran Ihsan Salih
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.
“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
Rise and shine! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen
May the force be with you this morning, but first, coffee!
Rise and shine, my dear family! Let’s kick off the day with a belly full of laughs.
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” — Commodores
Start your day with a hearty laugh! Good morning, family!
“A lot of good days… makes a great life! Each day is important.” — Manoj Arora
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope today’s coffee helps you tolerate my morning craziness.
“For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.” ― Sherry Namdeo
Hey, hope this morning brings you joy, laughter, and a little less weirdness. But just a little.
Wake up, sleepyhead! Let’s start the day with a big smile and a belly full of laughter.
Wakey, wakey, my sunshine! It’s time to rise and shine with your contagious laughter.
Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.
Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.
Hope your morning is as bright and beautiful as your smile after your first cup of coffee.
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with silly jokes and laughter that warms your heart.
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and join the laughter parade!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m grateful for a someone as funny as you. Good morning!
Good morning! May the office be filled with laughter and the coffee be bottomless!
“Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here.” — Mark Yemen
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and annoy our parents together.
Good morning, sunshine! Your sense of humor brightens up my day. Keep spreading the laughter!
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning.” — Moss Hart
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny conversations and amusing adventures.
I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
“We don’t “have” a great day, we “make it” a great day!” — Frosty Westering
Good morning! May your day be as positive as your WiFi signal.
I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Rise and shine! May your day be filled with jokes and giggles.
Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
Good morning! Remember, you’re not allowed to be grumpy until I annoy you.
“Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.” — Marty Robbins
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” ― Irvine Welsh
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” — H.G. Wells
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
Rise and shine! Don’t forget to brush your teeth, you stinky breath.
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and joy, my dearest hubby!
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and a day full of comedy. Good morning, my witty friend!
Wishing you a morning as bright as your face when you see food. Good morning!
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — James Lileks
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny moments and unexpected jokes.
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to seize the day and conquer the world!
I hope you step on a Lego today, just to remind you that pain is temporary.
Good morning! Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor to the office today!
“I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.” — Ehud Olmert
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Rise and shine, my funny friend! May your morning be filled with laughter that brightens your day.
Hey, sleepyheads! It’s time to wake up and seize the day with a dose of laughter!
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.” ― Lee Horton
“You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” — Bob Dole
Good morning! Remember, a yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
Good morning, my friend! May your day be as funny as a stand-up comedy show.
“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli
“Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre
May your morning be so bright that you need sunglasses just to pour your cereal.
I need to get up; my coffee needs me.
The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!
May your morning be filled with giggles and silly moments. Have a great day!
Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” — Marty Rubin
I hope your day starts with a smile and ends with laughter. Good morning sunshine!
I drink coffee for your protection.
They say laughter is the best medicine. So, here’s your daily dose. Good morning sunshine!
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman
Wishing you a morning filled with endless laughter and minimal meetings!
My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
“The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter
Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” — Jean Kerr
Good morning, my funny bone! Get ready to crack me up throughout the day.
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.
The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.
Wakey-wakey! The world is ready for our awesomeness. Let’s conquer the day together.
“Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” — Richard Whately
Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Every day is a good day. There is something to learn, care and celebrate.” — Amit Ray
Wishing you a cup of happiness, a spoonful of laughter, and a slice of laziness for breakfast today.
Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!
“One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day.” — Tahnni Dupre
I think I’m allergic to morning.
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling
I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.
May your morning coffee be stronger than your toddler’s will to defy you.
All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
“The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does.” — Jules Rena
Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.
5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…
Hey! Sending you giggles and chuckles to make your morning extra special
Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!
“I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.” — Steve McQueen
Good morning to the person who always makes me laugh. You’re my daily dose of happiness!
“In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes as such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!
Wakey-wakey, it’s time to raise the humor level in our household. Good morning!
Good morning! May your cup be filled with coffee and your tolerance for stupid people be high.
Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.” ― Kris Kidd
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…
A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.
Wake up and smell the coffee, sunshine. Good morning and have a fantastic day!
Rise and shine, superstar! It’s time to conquer the world and make everyone laugh!
“I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.” — Cristiano Ronaldo
“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy
I hope these funny messages bring a smile to your face. Good morning, sleepyheads!
Wake up, sunshine! It’s a brand new day full of possibilities and pranks!
You have a message: Wake up, you loafer! Good Morning!
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert Heinlein
Good morning, my laugh factory! May your day be as amusing as you make mine.
Hope your morning is less Monday and more Friday! Let’s make work fun!
Good morning! Remember, coffee is just a brewed reminder that you can conquer anything.
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!
Good morning! May your day be as fabulous as you pretending to work hard.
Good morning! May your day be full of random awkward encounters and high five-able moments.
Wake up and smell the jokes, my funny friend! Sending you a morning full of laughter and hilarity.
I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.
I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
Hope your morning is full of unanswered texts, misplaced car keys, and an empty coffee cup.
I hope you step on a Lego every morning. Good morning!
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.
Smile, it’s a brand-new day! Sending you all the humor and love. Good morning!
I hope your morning coffee is as strong as your enthusiasm for work!
He who gets up early … is sleepy all day! Good Morning!
Good morning! Just a reminder that I’m always one step ahead of you in the game of sibling rivalry.
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington
“A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story.” — Glennon Melton
Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
“Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday.” ― Bev Johnston
Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wake up lazyhead, I’m waiting for you! Good morning, sleepy.
Good morning! May your day be filled with less stress and more coffee.
Good morning, my funny man! I hope your day is as amusing as you are.
Good morning! May your day be as amusing and entertaining as our banter.
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” — Muhammad Ali
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and productivity! Let’s make this day amazing!
Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.
“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich
Tomorrow will come, you have no choice. Good Morning!
“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
“When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, it’s gonna be a great day.” — Paul McCartney
Hey, don’t forget to smile and be grateful for having me as your incredible . Good morning!
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak.” — Kurt Cobain
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope you have a day as fabulous as me.
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
So that is it for our list of Short Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Thinking of You Quotes, Daily Positivity Quotes, Funny Work Sayings, Thinking of You Messages and Daily Inspiration Quotes.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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