Witches and Halloween have always shared a special connection, so we have put together a list of all the best witch captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short witch captions for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Witch Captions
I am a witch. So I am wicked in many ways.
A witch’s brew for two.
Spiders and cobwebs, a rat, and a cat. Call the witches wherever they’re at.
This is my resting witch face.
Always having a witchin’ good time.
“It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra
Of course, we witches love the BOOs.
Hanging with my witches.
“And remember, a witch, first and foremost, is a woman in her power.” – Lisa Lister
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
Always having a witchin’ good time.
Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.
Wicked good.
Witch you were here.
Could you please tell me witch way to the tricks and treats, please?
This drink is all hocus pocus purple.
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Bewitched.
Here’s witching you a happy Halloween, everyone!
Witch better have my candy.
“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.” ― Terry Pratchett
You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.
There is a little witch in all of us.
Not every witch lives in Salem.
“I am wicked in many ways.” — Jessica Spotswood
If the broom fits, ride it.
“Children see magic because they look for it.” — Christopher Moore
Let me spell it out for you.
The problem with twin witches is that you never know witch is which.
Having deja-brew.
This costume is eerie-sistible.
Bow down, witches.
Hocus Pocus and chill?
“All right! You wanna fry a witch! I’ll give you a witch!” — Amy Madison
Any witch you make will come true for sure.
Witch way to the party?
I have the best broommates in the world.
You say the word witch like it is something really bad.
“A witch is a woman who emerges from deep within herself.” – Dasha Elliot
“What’s the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That’s what’s the matter.” — Sabrina Spellman
I only wanna be witch you.
Do you seriously want to know whether I am a good witch or a bad witch?
Time to get spooky.
“I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono
Spooky season is my favorite, of curse.
Witching you a happy Halloween.
I’ll be witcha in a minute.
Witch better have my candy.
“A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” – Roald Dahl
Just brew it.
Can’t trick this treat.
You better work, witch.
It is the wicked witch’s night of horrors. Enjoy to death.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
“She is a woman who is able to fall in love with the magnificent possibilities of her power. She is a woman who radiates mystery. She is magnetic. She is a witch.” — Dasha Elliot
Pure magic.
Not your average witch.
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” —The Wicked Witch of the West
So thankful that all these witches have coven-to my life.
Witch way to the candy?
“Being a witch means living in this world consciously, powerfully, and unapologetically.” – Gabriela Herstik
“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare
Happy Halloween, witches.
Witch way to the party?
“Come little children, I’ll take thee away, into a land of Enchantment. Come little children, the time’s come to play, here in my garden of magic.” —Sarah Sanderson
Just brew it.
You have to enjoy any witch way you can.
I am the neighborhood witch.
Yes, I drive (broom) stick.
“There is no magic when one no longer believes.” – Hilda Lewis
“‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” – William Shakespeare
“Everyone deserves a chance to fly.” — Elphaba
When you witch upon a star…
Head witch in charge.
Where can I park my broom?
Serious hex appeal.
“Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Charmed.
Just witchful thinking.
“You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Jiji
If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.
Enchanted to meet you.
Mischief managed.
Night falls.
I’m just a basic witch.
Have a very scary Halloween.
Bow down, witches.
Pick your poison.
“Relax, it’s only magic.” — Sarah Bailey
“It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.” – J.K. Rowling
Witch, please. This is how witches ride their brooms.
You say witch like it’s a bad thing.
Let me make you an offer you chant refuse.
If the broom fits, ride it.
This witch is bat to the bone.
Feeling witchy.
Witch you were here.
“A witch ought never be frightened in the darkest forest because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.” —Terry Pratchett
“But all the magic I have known I’ve had to make myself.” – Shel Silverstein
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Under your spell.
Feeling witchy on All Hallows’ Eve.
Everything I brew, I brew for you.
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘Tis near Halloween.
Basic witch.
“For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl
Whenever the cauldron’s a-bubble, there’s bound to be trouble.
You know what they say, payback’s a witch.
I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.
“I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.” —Samantha
“This witch had been crafted from the darkness between the stars.” – Sarah J. Mass
So happy to have these brew-tiful witches in my coven.
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” —Hocus Pocus
A witch’s brew for two.
“Must be the season of the witch.” — Donovan
Coven goals.
Bat to the bone.
Feeling bat-witch crazy.
Drink up this concoction of mine, and you will also be able to fly.
“Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.” – Franny Billingsley
“There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Aunt Jet Owens
Keep calm and carry a wand.
When witches go riding, and it’s Halloween, remember to say trick or treat wherever you are seen.
Bad apple.
Just witchful thinking.
Bugs and hisses for all my witches.
“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn.” —Fiona
Yes, I drive stick.
What’s up, my witches?
A witch’s brew for two.
“Witch. The word drifted across his mind. We call such women so, because we have no other name.” ― Katherine Arden
What’s up, witch?
You’re the wand that I want.
Witching you a happy Halloween.
“I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins
Witch, please.
This is my resting witch face.
“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl
Swish swish, witch.
Season of the witch.
Parking for brooms only, all others will be toad.
Haven’t you ever seen a girl with her pet cat on a broom before?
Nothing much. Just a basic witch.
Ready for a wicked good time.
“Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” — The Eagles
Hocus pocus, bubbly boo; there’s one I love, and that’s you.
Just trying to creep things real.
I’ll put a spell on you.
When the churchyard yawns, the witches get ready to have some skelefun time.
Witch way to the tricks and treats?
I’m only trying to defy gravity. That’s why I am riding my broom.
Things that go bump in the night.
She’s evil, most definitely.
Happy Halloween, witches!
Everything I brew, I brew it for you.
No tricks, just treats.
I just crave to be witch you, my dearest.
So that is it for our list of Witch Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Ghost Captions, Short Halloween Quotes and Happy Halloween Captions.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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