Summer’s all about having a good time and lots of laughs, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny summer sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny summer quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Summer Sayings for Summertime Humor
Sun-kissed and blessed.
July is for people who love rain, sunbaths, outings, and fewer clothes.
Sea you at the beach where we don’t have to tide down our spirits.
Sunkissed and blessed by the sea’s caress.
Why did the sun go to school? To get brighter for summer!
One thing’s for shore, I otter-ly love the ocean.
“In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget.
Beach hair, don’t care, as long as there’s fun in the air.
Toes in the sand and a cocktail in the hand
Hey! Are you squidding me?
Who needs a tan when the heat is giving me this lovely tomato look?
“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett
Soaking up the sun and good vibes.
Make your June good, July better, and the month of August best by looking into the eyes of the sun.
Canoe imagine a more perfect day? Neither can I.
Nobody likes a shady beach
“The brief flashbacks are sun-kissed, summery and optimistic.” – Steven Soderbergh
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”- Steve Martin
Summer’s RSVP arrived: ready to party under the sun!
“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen
Sunny side up.
I’ll shorely make you laugh.
Make your June good, July better, and the month of August best.
In the hierarchy of summer, ice cream is the supreme ruler.
I like big buoys and I cannot lie
In summer, ice becomes water faster than I can make decisions.
No one likes a shady beach
Is it just me or is the sun a little too clingy in the summer?
Finally made it to the beach. Shell yeah.
At the lake and keeping it reel
Orange you glad it’s summer?
Summer’s recipe: a splash of adventure, a sprinkle of sunshine, and a heap of fun.
The tans will fade, but summer memories will last forever.
If the heat doesn’t kill you, the humidity has got your back.
“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen
Summer breezed in, ready to rewrite our chill-out playlist.
Why was summer so good at math? It always adds up to fun!
High tides, good vibes, and beachside rides.
Hello Summer, ready to make some waves together?
Tropical state of mind.
Sunshine kisses & summer wishes
Sandcastles: summer’s skyscrapers.
Sunkissed bliss.
Let it be July, Bring the Summer Beach Back, and our Let our life be simple again.
Summer logic: If you can’t stand the heat, stay in the freezer.
Late-night BBQs, under the moon’s hues, summer’s magic, in nightly views.
Let’s dance in the sun, wearing wild flowers in our hair
Life is better in flip-flops. Life is better in June.
“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.” – Porgy and Bess
Summer, the time when the sun becomes a daily companion.
There is always that one summer that changes you.
Summer motto: less screen time, more scream time on roller coasters!
Life’s a beach, and then you dive.
“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” ― Kellie Elmore
Give me coffee to change the things I can, and the beach to accept the things I can’t.
Stay salty, dear.
Hammocks swinging, with books we’re bringing, in summer’s grasp, we’re simply singing.
Keep palm and carry on.
Call me a beach bum with a pun.
“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” -Walter Winchell
Knock knock. Who’s there? Summer, ready to turn up the heat!
“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles
Summer’s here, time to switch from coffee dates to ice cream escapades.
Gone to the beach. Be back never.
Sandy Cheeks reporting for duty.
“It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen
Where my beaches at?
Catch waves, not feelings.
Too cool for the pool? Never!
Last boat naut least.
Suns out, puns out!
“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!” ― Lea Mishell
Let’s flamingle with a touch of humor.
Vacay vibes and funny tribe.
B.E.A.C.H.: Best Escape Anyone Can Have
Sun’s out, puns out.
Hip, Hip, Hooray for the Hot Summer Day!
Sunshine and smiles.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. T-shirts get funnier.
Mermaid off-duty. Send snacks.
Chasing sunsets and dreams.
Sunshine on my mind.
Friends, sun, sand & sea. That sounds like a summer to me.
Suns out, tongues out for ice cream!
Let’s shell-ebrate the good times by the beach.
Aloha beaches! Where’s the party?
If summer had a flavor, it would be watermelon with a dash of freedom.
Good times, tan lines, and hilarious signs.
Flip-flops, sunhats, and belly laughs.
The beach: where doing absolutely nothing is doing something.
Tis the sea-sun.
Sunshine state of mind.
I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.
Stay wild, sun child.
In the battle of sunscreen vs. sun, may the SPF be with you.
The sun is always shining somewhere.
The end of every summer has a story.
Global warming? More like, globe’s warning: stay indoors!
“July, that lovely hell, all velvet dresses and drapes stuffed into a hot little hole.” – Laura Kasischke
Guess who’s here to turn the heat up? Yep, it’s Summer!
“It’s summer and time for wandering…” – Kellie Elmore
When in doubt, go on vacation!
Keep palm and carry on to the beach.
S’mores: the official spice of summer camp life.
Sippin’ on sunshine.
Make sure not to fizzle when the summer starts to sizzle.
Sun, sand, sea, and me – the perfect summer spree.
My air conditioner and I are in a committed relationship this summer.
Sun vibes only.
“In summer time to simply be.” – Paul Laurence Dunbar
Wave after wave, the beach is my rave.
The only layers I’m interested in this summer are in my smoothies.
Salty but sweet, the beach is my retreat.
Summer: when fans become the most loyal friends.
Wave goodbye to your worries, let the ocean take them away.
Wake me up when it’s summer
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.
Surf, sun, and silly fun.
“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore
Seas the day, don’t let it drift away.
Summer: Hair gets lighter, water gets warmer.
Summer is like that high-maintenance friend who’s only cool when there’s a pool.
I need summer to be longer so I have more time to do nothing.
Jump into summer like it’s a pool of endless possibilities.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
You are the sunshine that lights up my life.
Beach bummin’ and dreamin’.
Summer: when the weather’s hotter than your crush.
Who needs a sauna when you’ve got a car parked in the sun?
When you enter August, you want some beach days, some relaxing days, and some wife-out-of-town days.
It’s a-boat time we got on the water
This heat has me making shadow puppets in the freezer.
Keepin’ it reel at the lake.
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever.
Summer’s over? Guess my flip-flops didn’t get the memo.
Life is just right with the beach in sight.
Beach bums and setting suns.
I’m on island time and humor dime.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Summer’s in town, folks, and it’s ready to party till dawn.
May June bring you joy, happiness, love, and lots of sunshine.
Who needs a calendar in summer? Every day is called ‘YAYday’!
I’m solar-powered and ready to shine!
Summer just walked in, and it’s already too hot to handle!
Hello, Summer! Let’s create some sunny stories.
“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron
Feeling breezy.
Oar-ed out of my mind
“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.”- Kate Summers
At the beach, life’s peachy and the vibes are beachy.
Seashell collecting, memories projecting, summer’s treasures, worth inspecting.
Beach reads, under the sun, with every page, more fun’s spun.
Guess who’s back? Summer, with a tan line agenda!
What’s this all aboat?
Camping out, under the stars, summer shows us who we are.
You are one in a melon, girl!
Hey Summer, ready to flip the switch from warm to scorching?
“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan
Giving in to the pier pressure
“The summer looks out of her brazen tower, through the flashing bars of July.” – Francis Thompson
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.” – Al Bernstein
Shady beaches make the best friends.
When life gives you sunny days, make play-dates.
Flip-flop tan lines, summer’s funny signs, a season’s tale, in quirky designs.
“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker
Summer: when your sweat has sweat.
“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman
Where there’s a will, there’s a wave.
Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea.
Good times and tan lines.
Summer’s here, let the flip-flop symphony begin!
Summer: the season where your AC works harder than you do.
Squirt gun wars, with no real scores, just summer laughs, in endless roars.
Ocean air, salty hair.
It’s lake o’clock somewhere
The sun’s out and so is my willingness to leave the house.
Inflatable pools, cool retreats, in backyards, summer’s beats.
Ice cream solves everything.
Summer: where every day feels like a leap into a cool pool.
Summer’s back with a promise of golden glows and mellow nights.
Summer’s making an entrance, and it’s beachy keen to see us.
Grill master with a splash of humor.
Beach, please – I’m on vacation mode.
Forever chasing that golden hour.
Why do fish never get hot? They’ve got cool waves all summer!
Keepin’ it cool this summer.
Vacation mode: activated.
Summer is never oh-fish-ially over
Oh ship, it’s a sea day
Beach plans never flip-flop.
Summer nights: when bedtime stories are written in the stars.
Life is at the beach. All you have to do is find your wave in June.
Well, would you look at that? Summer decided to show up again.
Look who decided to grace us with sunshine and lazy afternoons – Summer!
Good vibes happen on sunny days.
There is always that one summer that changes you.
The sun doesn’t know it’s a star. It just shines.
Summer’s here to turn us all into human popsicles.
Don’t be so stern
June: when summer starts!
Popsicles: the official currency of summer fun.
Sunscream for ice cream!
“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer
Back in the swim of things
Making a splash to beat the heat!
Sunshine is the remedy for everything.
Summer vibes only.
You’re one in a watermelon.
Every sunset is an opportunity to reset.
Hot weather tip: Stay cool, don’t melt, have fun.
Make it a summer you’ll always remember, with people you’ll never forget.
Sending you some sunshine and smiles.
Bare feet, sun-kissed cheeks, and endless beaches.
In need of some vitamin sea.
In summer, ‘burning calories’ takes on a whole new meaning.
March into May to witness that fullness of life in June.
Eat my bubbles
S’more for me!
I need to go where there’s no shoes and no responsibilities.
School’s out, sun’s out, and tongues out for snow cones!
Dear Sun, can you stay a little longer?
Just a beachy sun of a beach.
Having a fintastic time
Summer is the best time to find out what your car’s dashboard items can melt into.
If you need me, I’ll be in my happy place.
Summer sauntered in, whispering tales of sun-kissed adventures.
Hello, Summer, let’s dance under the sun and sing with the waves.
Sunshine is the best accessory.
Catch me chasing sunsets and snacks.
Can’t touch this – said the hot sand at noon.
The sunsets earlier, but my sunburns last forever.
Let’s go camping — try not to s’more
Beach days always end on a good tide.
Beach you to it.
Chasing the sun.
Sizzling and chilling, all summer long.
Summer always ends with good memories.
Shell-abrate good times and tan lines.
I’m not sweating, it’s my body’s summer sparkle.
Summer nights and city lights.
Grillin’ and chillin’.
Living in the golden hour.
Shore thing, I’m beach-bound.
Love and sunshine are all I need.
Soaking up the sun and good vibes.
Whale, hello there, buddy.
A crab walked into a bar and the sea-foam followed.
Keep your face towards the sun and let shadows fall behind you.
Some days are cool while others are hot; August is the month we are talking about.
A slice of summer paradise.
Sun-kissed and carefree.
Palm trees, ocean breeze, funny tees.
Hello, sunshine!
Summer nights, fireflies’ flights, a spectacle that ignites delights.
“Sunrays must be the sun’s way of dancing alone.” – Prem
Finding my sole mate at the beach – flip-flops.
Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is.
B.E.A.C.H – Best Escape Any One Can Have.
Flip flops, sunnies, and sandy toes.
Flip-flops: the glass slippers of summer.
Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
I sweat glitter in the summer heat.
Tan lines and lots of sunshine, please.
Catch me by the pool, outsmarting the sun with shades.
Resting beach face
Salty hair, don’t care.
Avoid pier pressure, relax by the sea.
Summer lovin’, had me a blast, and a good laugh.
Making a splash this summer!
Lemonade kisses & summer wishes
August is like the Sunday of summer.
Tropic like it’s hot at the beach.
Lost at sea? I’m not shore.
I’m like a sunflower; I thrive in the sunshine.
“Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini
Sunny skies and happy vibes.
Summer strolled in like it owned the place, as usual.
Summertime: when your biggest problem is choosing between the pool or the beach.
Seas the day, one wave at a time.
August: The last hot, sweaty month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” – Jimmy Buffett
“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Garden blooms, in vibrant rooms, summer’s palette, endlessly looms.
“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.” –Frank Tyger
Tropic like it’s hot!
Bikinis, beaches, and besties.
Sunset chaser.
Beach hair, don’t care.
Summer heat: because sweating indoors should be an Olympic sport.
Why did summer break up with school? It needed more space to shine!
The scent of August: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Eat, beach, sleep, repeat.
Hello Summer, let’s seas the day together!
“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens
Keeping it reel at the lake
In summer, my favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.
Hope you sea the beauty in summer life.
Keep calm and beach on.
Hooked. Like, for reels
If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed.
Beach, please.
Where can I get more vacation days?
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
Summer’s here, time to live on the sunny side of life!
Sunshine and kisses.
Sunshine on my mind.
Heat advisory: take a cold shower, the world is not ready for your hotness.
Summer lovin’, happened so fast.
It’s a-boat time to go for a sail
Hide and seek champion: the ice cream truck.
Don’t worry BEACH happy
“Let the sun shine on me, for I care not for the moon.” ― Spanish Proverb
“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!” ― Catherine Pulsifer
Come out of your shell
Let your smile be as bright as the sun.
Island vibes and funny jibes.
Don’t ever get tide down.
Oh look, Summer’s back and so is my will to go outside!
Sunny days, happy rays.
“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” ― Charles Bowden
“July is a blind date with summer.” – Hal Borland
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye.
Why did summer break up with spring? It needed more space… heater.
Living on island time and a good rhyme.
You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.
Is it hot outside, or is that just the world giving us a group hug?
July is filled with the charm of long days and short nights, and in between nothing.
Welcome back, Summer! My air conditioner wasn’t missing you.
Hope you have a fintastic day.
When summer ends fall begins.
Whatever floats your boat
Saying goodbye to sun and sandy feet and hello to sweaters and changing leaves.
Tan lines fade, but memories last forever.
Remember, it’s only hot until you start cooking bacon on the sidewalk.
Why do summers in childhood feel magical? Because every day is a new adventure.
To all those pinning Halloween costumes and Christmas-themed recipes, let me just say… Calm down! It’s August.
Don’t worry, beach happy
Life’s a beach, and kids are here to play!
When all else fails, take a vacation
In summer, anything is popsicle.
Why does the sun go on vacation in summer? To work on its tan!
Life’s a beach, enjoy the waves.
Ice cubes clinking, in drinks we’re sinking, summer’s way of winking.
Just here for the barbecue and belly laughs.
Summer’s here, bringing along a suitcase full of sunshine and smiles.
I’m an aqua-holic, especially when the beach calls.
Who needs snowflakes when you’ve got seashells?
“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.” — Yoko Ono
Summer storms, a sudden transform, a cool reprieve, from the norm.
Sunset chaser and joke raiser.
Summer daze and starry nights.
Let’s go camping, just for the hill of it
“I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June.” — L.M. Montgomery
Sun’s out, puns out!
Goodbye to summer and hello to fall.
So that is it for our list of Funny Summer Sayings and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Short Summer Letter Board Quotes, Funny Letter Board Quotes, Lake Life Quotes and Beach Puns.
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About the Author
Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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