Check out our list of the best short, inspiring and funny Wednesday work quotes and sayings that are perfect for the office or the team.
Wednesday Work Quotes and Sayings
“Wednesday is a day to help others celebrate life. You and only you are accountable for what you extend and give to others.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Sure, there’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is an ‘m’ and and ‘e’.” – Kevin Myers
“Let Wednesday put a rainbow into your life.” ― Anthony Hawes
“In teamwork, silence isn’t golden, it’s deadly.” – Mark Sanborn
“If you can’t wake up in the morning and look forward to what you’re going to do in the evening – and twice on a Wednesday and a Saturday – then it’s not worth doing.” Patricia Routledge
Stress level: Trying to fold a fitted sheet.
I’m not antisocial; I’m just selectively social. Mainly, I select not to.
“Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.” – Anthony T. Hincks
“The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.” — Harry Golden
My paycheck is like a magic trick, one minute it’s there and the next—poof—gone.
Office coffee is like office gossip—strong, bitter, and never enough.
A meeting is an event where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
“Never mind those failures till yesterday. Each new day is a sequel of a wonderful life; gifted with hopes to succeed.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
“Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The sun’s rays do not burn until brought to a focus.“ — Alexander Graham Bell
“He couldn’t believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” T.J. Klune
“The strength of the team is each individual member. The strength of each member is the team.” – Phil Jackson
“Go to bed early and wake up early. The morning hours are good.” ― Jeff Bezos
“Every morning starts a new page in your story. Make it a great one today.” – Doe Zantamata
“Wednesday can only dream of becoming Thursday.” – Anthony T. Hincks
Work smarter, not harder—unless you’re trying to impress your boss.
The walk from my desk to the break room was nice. I might go on vacation there again tomorrow.
“Once you get to Hump Day, the week only seems to get better because the freedom of Friday feels so much closer.” – Unknown
“Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work.” — Joseph Barbara
“Happy Wednesday! Happiness is found from within when you learn to appreciate your blessings, LIVE in the present and LOVE!” – Tracey Edmonds
“Awake on Wednesday, They all complain but no one’s leaving.” -The Caulfields
“Where people aren’t having fun, they seldom produce good work.” — David Ogilvy
“All great beginnings start in the dark when the moon greets you on a new day at midnight.” – Shannon L. Alder
“Happy Hump Day! At least you’re at the top of the hill! Enjoy the roller coaster ride down to Sunday! Then just get back in line!” – Sotero M Lopez II
“I never dreamed about success, I worked for it.” — Estee Lauder
I don’t have time to manage my time; I’m too busy trying to manage my distractions.
“A lot of hard work is hidden behind nice things.” — Ralph Lauren
“When you wake up are you ready to meet the day or has the day already beaten you? Your perspective, your life!” ― Monika Zands
“I work for myself, which is fun. Except when I call in sick, I know I’m lying.” — Rita Rudner
I used up all my sick leave, so I called in dead.
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” — Jerome K. Jerome
“The road to a happy Wednesday goes through a productive Tuesday.” – Unknown
Sometimes my greatest work accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.
“Wake up. Be thankful. For whatever happens on this day, you are endlessly given the chance to start again-to be alive. And all of us should wish for that.” ― Carew Papritz
“Today is a new day, the first day of the rest of your life.” – Abbie Hoffman
“If I love you Wednesday, What is that to you? I do not love you Thursday – so much is true.” – Edna St. Vincent Millay
“The ratio of we’s to I’s is the best indicator of the development of a team.” – Lewis B. Ergen
I need a 6-month vacation, twice a year.
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
“Wednesday means we’re halfway through half-assing our work for the week.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“A good mindset to embrace on Wednesday is that success is correlated with the amount of work we are willing to do.”
“Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall.” ― Oliver Goldsmith
Productivity is just procrastination with deadlines.
“Work and you’ll get what you need; work harder and you’ll get what you want.” — Prabakaran Thirumalai
“Wake up early every day so that while others are still dreaming, you can make your dreams come true.” ― Hal Elrod
I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.
“Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.” ― Edward Everett Hale
“My job is to give people who work hard all week something to enjoy on Saturdays and Wednesdays.” – Arsene Wenger
“Teamwork is the lynchpin in our long-term success.” – Ned Lautenbach
“When a new day begins, dare to smile gratefully.” – Steve Maraboli
“If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.” – Jim Rohn
“Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It’s the best part of the day.” ― George Allen, Sr
“When you work hard, you are not going to be happy the whole time, you are going to have frustration, bad times in life.” ― Emiliano Martinez
“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” ― Kit Williams
“One of these topics we talk about with the team on our ‘Competition Wednesday’ is iron sharpening iron.” Dan Quinn
“Success is focusing the full power of all you are on what you have a burning desire to achieve.” ― Wilfred Peterson
“Your ability to discipline yourself to set clear goals, and then to work toward them every day, will do more to guarantee your success than any other single factor.” — Brian Tracy
“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it’s true that who is what and what is who.” – Winnie the Pooh
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
Work-life balance is like a unicorn; often discussed, rarely spotted.
Working hard or hardly working? Why not both?
“Wednesday lets me move forward to the second half of the week. Happy Wednesday!” ― Anthony T. Hincks
My job taught me the art of the invisible: doing nothing and looking busy.
I don’t wear the same clothes to work every day. I wear pajamas to work every day.
Some people graduate with honors; I am just honored to graduate.
I follow my passion at work—the passion for not working overtime.
“Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming.” ― John Wooden
“Positive energy knows no boundaries.” – Lu Wei
“Be positive with every idea surrounding your dreams.” – Israelmore Ayivor
“Be mindful. Be grateful. Be positive. Be true. Be kind.” – Roy T. Bennett
“By Wednesday, work is something that’s easy to complain about. But at the end of the day, you’re making money and making a living.”
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” — Edgar Bergen
“If you take out the team in teamwork, it’s just work. Now who wants that?” – Matthew Woodring Stover
“Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we’d be here every freakin’ day.” — Ed Bernard
“You can make a small change in a day. If you change Wednesday, then you change Thursday. Pretty soon it’s a week, then a month, then a year.” Hoda Kotb
I don’t get paid enough to care this much.
I’m not stressed. I’m just passionately chaotic.
“Success is not about never falling, but about rising every time you fall.” – Michelle Cohen Corasanti
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
I’m just here to collect a paycheck
“Stay strong, stay positive, and never give up.” – Roy T. Bennett
“On Wednesday afternoons I could be practically anything.” – Kit Williams
“Never stop dreaming. Wake up and chase your dreams.” ― Gift Gugu Mona
“The way team plays as a whole determines its success. You may have the greatest bunch of individual stars in the world, but if they don’t play together, the club won’t be worth a dime.” – Babe Ruth
“No matter how brilliant your mind or strategy is, if you’re playing a solo game, you’ll always lose out to a team.” – Reid Hoffman
“Teamwork makes the dream work.” – John C. Maxwell
Teamwork is dreamwork, and dreams are mostly weird.
“Today is a brand new day. A perfectly good reason to get up and start over. Never give up.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.” Robert A. Heinlein
Coworkers make work interesting-sometimes for reasons we cannot explain
My team follows a strict diet: we swallow our pride.
Teamwork makes the dream work…unless your team sucks.
“The beginning is always today.” – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
My boss said I intimidate others. I said, ‘Good, I’m doing my job.’
Another year down and you’re still the reigning champion of the ‘longest lunch break’. Congrats!
“Monday is my slope day. Wednesday’s the summit and after that, it’s all down hill until the next week.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Wednesdays were the best thing about Atlantis. The middle of the week was a traditional holiday there. Everyone stopped work and celebrated the fact that half the week was over.” – Walter Moers
Wednesday is the angel of the week because she balances the days evenly for us. Sun, Mon, Tues -Wednesday – Thu, Fri, Sat.” -Anthony T. Hincks.
Our team is environmentally friendly: we recycle all our unused ideas.
My coffee mug may be half empty, but my job satisfaction is full… of sarcasm.
“There seems to be a world apart between Wednesday and Sunday. Sunday is all about freedom and fun, Wednesday is the victim of responsibilities and work.”
Why work harder when you can work smarter…and blame it on your coworkers?
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin
“Happy Wednesday! Cast your love to all, trust in the team to which you are joined, and do not do wrong to others for your own self gratification.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Success is not about never falling, but about rising every time you fall.” ― Michelle Cohen Corasanti
“Waiting for Wednesday.” – Lisa Loeb
“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day-in and day-out.” ― Robert Collier
“For our own success to be real, it must contribute to the success of others.” ― Eleanor Roosevelt
“Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You’ll feel better when you help others feel better.” – Tracey Edmonds
Keep calm and pretend this is on the lesson plan.
“Never schedule a board meeting on Wednesday because it kills two weekends.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“Stay positive and happy. Work hard and don’t give up. Be open to criticism and keep learning. Surround yourself with happy, warm and genuine people.” ― Tena Desae
Work hard, dream big, and keep your Wi-Fi signal strong.
“Don’t count the days. Make the days count.” – Muhammad Ali
“One has to be positive. When you’re positive, good things happen.” – Deep Roy
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring.
“When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.” ― Marcus Aurelius
“Don’t be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people get is to take a bite out of you.” — Zig Ziglar
“The reward for good work is more work.” — Francesca Elisia
“To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.” – Dwayne Johnson
Stress? That’s just my adult word for ‘too much adulting.
At work, I’m as stealthy as a cat. Nobody notices me until I step on a computer mouse.
“A good day is a day in which we manage to grow even a little bit and to move ahead at least one tiny step. That is why a good Wednesday is a day when we did things and we did them well.” – Liza Hawkins
“Elephants love Wednesday, and so will you.” – Anthony T. Hincks
My office dress code is: business on the top, pajamas on the bottom.
“Yesterday ended last night, today is a brand-new day. And it’s yours.” – Zig Ziglar
“If you’re changing the world, you’re working on important things. You’re excited to get up in the morning.” — Larry Page
“With hard work and effort, you can achieve anything.” — Antoine Griezmann
My keyboard is my instrument, and I’m composing the symphony of hard work.
“It was like trying to break up with the color orange, or Wednesday, or silent e. It was the most passionate and tumultuous relationship I’d ever known.” – Rob Sheffield
“Today is a brand new day. Forget about yesterday; it does not matter. Forget about tomorrow; it will take care of itself. Concentrate on this day. Make it the best ever.” – Mary-Frances Winters
Plane wing, clouds and sunset with short funny quotes about teamwork by Myers
“When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.” – Dane Cook
“What’s in a Wednesday? You! That’s who! Happy Wednesday. ” – Anthony T. Hincks
“You go in with a positive attitude and stay there.” – Shelley Long
“Hit the reset button. Whatever happened yesterday, forget about it. Get a new perspective. Today is a new day. Start fresh, begin now.” – Germany Kent
“Success is simple. Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time.” ― Arnold H. Glasgow
“If there is any one secret of success, it lies in the ability to get the other person’s point of view and see things from that person’s angle as well as from your own.” ― Henry Ford
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” — George Carlin
They say time flies when you’re having fun. Is that why this work year felt like a century?
“Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there.” — Will Rogers
I wear a suit because my job is serious, but my heart says sweatpants.
My team is great. We work together like an old car: it takes time to get started
This meeting could have been an email.
“Happy Wednesday! Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” – William Shakespeare
Who needs a work-life balance when you have free office snacks?
“We can do anything we want to if we stick to it long enough.” – Helen Keller
“Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration, the rest of us just get up and go to work.” — Stephen King
“Teamwork. A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
“Every moment is a fresh beginning.” – T.S. Eliot
“The nicest thing about teamwork is that you always have others on your side.” — Margaret Carty
“You can’t have a million dollar dream with a minimum wage worth ethic.” — Zig Ziglar
“If you are positive, you’ll see opportunities instead of obstacles.” – Widad Akrawi
My workday starts after my coffee ends.
“I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.” – J.B. Priestley
“Every day that you open your eyes is a new day and another day to get it right.” – Jean Renee Porter
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” — Leslie Nielsen
“Stay positive and happy. Work hard and don’t give up hope. Be open to criticism and keep learning. Surround yourself with happy, warm and genuine people.” ― Tena Desae
“Every day brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.” – Oprah Winfrey
“Wednesday will either make you or break you. You are either on the upward trend or the downward slide to the end of the work week. Give it all you got this Wednesday!” – Catherine Pulsifer
My computer asked me to start ‘living’ today. I think it needs an update.
“Happy Wednesday! You are who you are; be happy with what you are called to do.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Team spirit is knowing and living the belief that what a group of people can accomplish together is much larger, far greater, and will exceed that which an individual can accomplish alone.” – Diane Arias
“Before anything else, preparation is the key to success.” ― Alexander Graham Bell
“Don’t care about success or failure. Keep doing what you love. Success will follow.” ― Udai Yadla
“Success is liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it.” ― Maya Angelou
“When Wednesday morning came the weather was very fine, And the sun in the heavens brightly did shine, And continued so all the live long day.” – William Topaz McGonagall
The best part of coming to work is going home at the end of the day.
“The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day.” – Unknown
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.
“Every day, I like to wake up and remind myself to be grateful of the simple things.” ― Miranda Ker
“Home may be where the heart is but it’s no place to spend Wednesday afternoon.” – Walker Percy
Procrastinators unite…tomorrow.
Stress is the secret ingredient to a successful workday.
“The next year, the next day, the next hour are lying ready for you, as perfect, as unspoiled, as if you had never wasted or misapplied a single moment in all your life.” – Arnold Bennet
Our office doesn’t gossip; we distribute essential company news.
“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.” – Paulo Coelho
“When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like Sunday, there is something seriously wrong somewhere.” – John Wyndham
“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” – Bil Keane
“I’m a greater believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.” — Thomas Jefferson
“The road to success is always under construction.” ― Lily Tomlin
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” — Oscar Wilde
I have a great work-life balance: 70% work, 30% pretending to work.
“It will not be lonely on Wednesday when it has all around it.” – Anthony T. Hincks
I communicate best through sarcastic emails and passive-aggressive notes.
“Keep calm, it’s hump day Wednesday.”
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
“If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
“Hard work is an essential element in tracking down and perfecting a strategy or in executing it.” — Charlie Munger
“Every morning is a chance at a new day.” – Marjorie Pay Hinckley
“With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“On Wednesday they’re feelin’ fine again, And they’re workin’ like a dog and diggin’ in.” – Johnny Cash
Hard work is its own reward after the coffee kicks in.
“Wake up and dare to try… Time doesn’t care to fly!” ― Israelmore Ayivor
“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” – Mean Girls
“Having a positive belief that it will all be O.K. just means that you hustle and make it work because failure is not even an option in your own mind.” ― Natalie Massenet
“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.’” ― Jim Carrey
I’m not stressed. I’m just trying to figure out how to avoid working.
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well neither does bathing. That’s why we recommend it daily.” — Zig Ziglar
“Great things in business are never done by one person; they’re done by a team of people.” – Steve Jobs
“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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