Starting your day off with a laugh is a good way to get into a relaxed mindset, so we have put together a list of all the best funny good morning quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny good morning sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings
You have a message: Wake up, you loafer! Good Morning!
“There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” — Kristen Chandler
Good morning! May your cup be filled with coffee and your tolerance for stupid people be high.
5 minutes of extra sleep in the morning seriously does matter…
Hope your morning is as bright and beautiful as your smile after your first cup of coffee.
Why do they call it ‘beauty sleep’ when you wake up looking like a troll.
Help…I’ve ran out of weekend!
“So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning.” — Moss Hart
“Tuesday morning and its all uphill from here.” — Mark Yemen
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin
Good morning, my friend! May your day be as funny as a stand-up comedy show.
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.” — Jean Kerr
Wake up, sunshine! It’s a brand new day full of possibilities and pranks!
“There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.” — Mindy Kaling
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and joy, my dearest hubby!
Hey, sleepyheads! It’s time to wake up and seize the day with a dose of laughter!
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy
Wake up and smell the jokes, my funny friend! Sending you a morning full of laughter and hilarity.
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” — Ursula Le Guin
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes as such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” — Dorothy Parker
Be strong’ I whisper to my coffee.
Hey, don’t forget to smile and be grateful for having me as your incredible . Good morning!
“I’m living a dream I never want to wake up from.” — Cristiano Ronaldo
Tomorrow will come, you have no choice. Good Morning!
Good morning! May your day be filled with less stress and more coffee.
Me & Morning don’t see eye to eye, mostly because I don’t want to open mine!
I hope your morning coffee is as strong as your enthusiasm for work!
The best part of waking up is still a mystery to me.
“What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.” ― Gemma Collins
“Every day is a good day. There is something to learn, care and celebrate.” — Amit Ray
May the force be with you this morning, but first, coffee!
“In the morning, I woke like a sloth in the fog.” — Leslie Connor
He who gets up early … is sleepy all day! Good Morning!
“Morning will come, it has no choice.” — Marty Rubin
Hope your morning is less Monday and more Friday! Let’s make work fun!
“A lot of good days… makes a great life! Each day is important.” — Manoj Arora
“I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.” — Jarod Kintz
“The best weeks start on Monday.” ― Nice Peter
Hey, hope this morning brings you joy, laughter, and a little less weirdness. But just a little.
Good morning! May your day be as fabulous as you pretending to work hard.
“Not all the creatures will be excited by the sunrise.” ― Kamaran Ihsan Salih
I hope you step on a Lego every morning. Good morning!
All the coffee beans in Colombia won’t make me a morning person.
Good morning! Remember, a yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Wakey, wakey, my sunshine! It’s time to rise and shine with your contagious laughter.
Rise and shine, sleepyhead! Time to seize the day and conquer the world!
“When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, it’s gonna be a great day.” — Paul McCartney
“The only good Monday is a Monday in bed.” ― Lee Horton
Good morning, my laugh factory! May your day be as amusing as you make mine.
“Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” — Mitch Hedburg
“You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.” — Bob Dole
Good Morning! Come on, get up! The day does not mess up by itself.
“It sounds plausible enough tonight, but wait until tomorrow. Wait for the common sense of the morning.” — H.G. Wells
I hope these funny messages bring a smile to your face. Good morning, sleepyheads!
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.” ― Day
I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” — Tony Smite
May your morning be so bright that you need sunglasses just to pour your cereal.
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good Morning!
Good morning! May your day be full of random awkward encounters and high five-able moments.
“I want to live my life in such a way that when I get out of bed in the morning, the devil says, “aw s***, he’s up!” — Steve Maraboli
“Today’s goals: Coffee and kindness. Maybe two coffees and then kindness.” — Nanea Hoffman
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and annoy our parents together.
I could be a morning person if morning happen to be around noon.
Rise and shine! May your day be filled with jokes and giggles.
They say laughter is the best medicine. So, here’s your daily dose. Good morning sunshine!
“Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” — Rachel Caine
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope you have a day as fabulous as me.
“Mornings are almost clean slates. I say almost because the residue of yesterdays is sometimes stuck on them.” — Medeia Sharif
I was beautiful, rich, sexy … and then the alarm rang! Good Morning!
“We don’t “have” a great day, we “make it” a great day!” — Frosty Westering
Of course I can start the day motivated. Just not in the morning! Good Morning!
I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Good morning, sunshine! Your sense of humor brightens up my day. Keep spreading the laughter!
I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good Morning!
I think I’m allergic to morning.
“I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth.” — Steve McQueen
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny conversations and amusing adventures.
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with silly jokes and laughter that warms your heart.
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” — Punit Ghadge
Coffee has given me unrealistic expectations of productivity.
Good morning, sunshine! Time to wake up and join the laughter parade!
“Never face facts; if you do you’ll never get up in the morning.” — Marlo Thomas
Wake up and smell the coffee, sunshine. Good morning and have a fantastic day!
Wishing you a morning filled with endless laughter and minimal meetings!
“Every Monday you wake up is a day to make a change.” ― Irvine Welsh
“Lose an hour in the morning and you will spend all day looking for it.” — Richard Whately
Start your day with a hearty laugh! Good morning, family!
Hey you with all that energy of 6 a.m….You’re not human.
“Good morning Sunday, wish it was Saturday.” ― Bev Johnston
Rise and shine! Don’t forget to brush your teeth, you stinky breath.
Good morning! Wishing you a day full of sunny smiles and happy thoughts.
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” — Lewis Black
Good morning! Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor to the office today!
Wakey-wakey, it’s time to raise the humor level in our household. Good morning!
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak.” — Kurt Cobain
Smile, it’s a brand-new day! Sending you all the humor and love. Good morning!
I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen
Rise and shine, my funny friend! May your morning be filled with laughter that brightens your day.
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and productivity! Let’s make this day amazing!
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee…
Good morning! May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short!
Good morning! Remember, coffee is just a brewed reminder that you can conquer anything.
Wishing you a cup of happiness, a spoonful of laughter, and a slice of laziness for breakfast today.
Roses are red, violets are blue, wake up lazyhead, I’m waiting for you! Good morning, sleepy.
“If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.” — Muhammad Ali
I don’t like morning people…or mornings…or people.
Rise and shine, my dear family! Let’s kick off the day with a belly full of laughs.
“For a girl with such a dark mind, you’re a little too in love with the sunrise.” ― Sherry Namdeo
The coffee was added successfully. This body can now be started. Good Morning!
Good morning, my friend! May your day be filled with funny moments and unexpected jokes.
Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.
Drink some coffee and pretend you know what you’re doing.
Hey! Sending you giggles and chuckles to make your morning extra special
God created the sleep, and the devil created an alarm clock.
Good morning! May your day be as positive as your WiFi signal.
“One small positive thought on this Thursday morning can change your whole day.” — Tahnni Dupre
Rise and shine! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
“Monday is for people with a mission.” ― Christina Imre
Good morning to the person who always makes me laugh. You’re my daily dose of happiness!
Good morning! Just a reminder that I’m always one step ahead of you in the game of sibling rivalry.
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” — David Lynch
My bed and I love each other but the alarm clock is not clear! Good Morning!
“I’m easy like Sunday morning.” — Commodores
May your morning coffee be stronger than your toddler’s will to defy you.
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” — Jim Davis
I need to get up; my coffee needs me.
Good morning! May the office be filled with laughter and the coffee be bottomless!
My mom said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.
“When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” — Crystal Woods
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m grateful for a someone as funny as you. Good morning!
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
Good morning, my funny bone! Get ready to crack me up throughout the day.
Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction.
Good morning, sleepyhead! I hope today’s coffee helps you tolerate my morning craziness.
Good morning! Remember, you’re not allowed to be grumpy until I annoy you.
“A good day is a good day. A bad day is a good story.” — Glennon Melton
Good morning, my funny man! I hope your day is as amusing as you are.
Wake up, sleepyhead! Let’s start the day with a big smile and a belly full of laughter.
“Morning not only forgives, it forgets.” — Marty Rubin
A person falls asleep the fastest when he turns off the alarm clock.
“Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead.” — James Marsden
“I always wake up early Saturday morning, and I have a little bit more time.” — Ehud Olmert
“I hate mornings, they start so early.” — Janet Evanovich
I hope you step on a Lego today, just to remind you that pain is temporary.
Wishing you a morning full of laughter and a day full of comedy. Good morning, my witty friend!
I drink coffee for your protection.
May your morning be filled with giggles and silly moments. Have a great day!
I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed.
I hope your day starts with a smile and ends with laughter. Good morning sunshine!
Wishing you a morning as bright as your face when you see food. Good morning!
“Sunrise is starting to feel like a guilt trip.” ― Kris Kidd
“I love the early hours of the day. It’s a nice place to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.” — James Lileks
Wakey-wakey! The world is ready for our awesomeness. Let’s conquer the day together.
Rise and shine, superstar! It’s time to conquer the world and make everyone laugh!
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” — Marcia Carrington
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Good morning! May your day be as amusing and entertaining as our banter.
“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” — Robert Heinlein
Good morning world! Your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.
“Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun’s shining or not.” — Marty Robbins
Hope your morning is full of unanswered texts, misplaced car keys, and an empty coffee cup.
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“The sun rises before I do, but I break even by retiring after it does.” — Jules Rena
Workout in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
So that is it for our list of Funny Good Morning Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Night Out Captions, Monday Morning Quotes, Daily Inspiration Quotes and Girl’s Night Captions.
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About the Author
Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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