Golf is a very social sport meant to be shared with good friends, so to help you add to the fun we’ve put together a list of all the best funny golf puns for captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short golf jokes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Golf Puns for Captions
In golf, the slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you!
Care fore a spot of tee?
Catch me riding birdie
The duke of hazards
What did the sign above the golf club bar say? “Don’t drink and drive. Don’t even putt.”
You drive me crazy
Putter late than never
Golf is like life.. you strive for the green, but end up in the hole.
“Golf is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” ― P.G. Wodehouse
“I don’t play golf to feel bad, I play bad golf, but I feel good.” ― Henry Beard
It takes fore golfers to change a lightbulb.
No ifs, ands or putts
“Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don’t you?” ― Ben Hogan.
Un-fore-gettable in every way
You are my cup of tee
Bye Bye Birdie
Golf is an easy game… it’s just hard to play.
Which actress is incredible at golf? Minnie Driver.
What a load of trap
Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf? On a golf corpse.
What are the primary components of a golfer’s diet? A lot of greens and water.
Asking fore a friend
Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play softball.
This is all fore the best
Nice shot, shankapotamus
“My worst day at golf still beats my best day at work.” ― Corn Rows
Careful there, putter fingers
Living on greens!
“Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.” Dave Hill
Let’s par-tee
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.
“Golf is Not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while you’re doin’ it, it’s not a sport.” ― Michael Connelly
Start of a beautiful friend-chip
I like long, romantic rides in the golf cart.
What do you call a monkey who wins the Masters? The chimpion!
Golf is a great way to quickly become disappointed in yourself.
The Bogey-man.
May the course be with you.
Flying on a golf-stream jet.
To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.
This guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.” ― Gerald Ford
The golfer’s diet: stay on the greens.
Old Golfers never die, they just putter around/away.
You putt me in a great mood.
Summer golf feeling
I am the golf-father.
The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”
It’s a tee-utiful day.
To tee or not to tee
My body is here but my mind is on golf.
Having a (golf) ball whenever I’m with you.
“Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them.” ― Joey Adams
Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along.
Green there, done that
“The most important shot in golf is the next one.” ― Ben Hogan
What should NASA do if it wants to explore water on Mars? Send a golfer there to hit a golf ball.
Golf hair don’t care.
Practice Tee: A place where golfers go to convert a nasty hook into a wicked slice
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Never try to shot you haven’t practiced.
Stop leering at my putt.
“Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.” ― Dave Berry
An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.
You’re my favorite person to golf with by par.
“I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.” ― G. K. Chesterton
Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.
I like to go clubbing… on the golf course.
No ifs, ands, or putts about it
Half of the golf is fun, the other half is putting.
One golf ball said to the other, “See you a round.”
Fluent in golf.
Golf forth and prosper
Eat… Sleep… Golf
If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. And If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle.
Oxymoron: An easy par three.
What do golfers do on their days off? Putter around.
When golfers aren’t golfing, they putter around.
I usually golf in the mid 70’s… Any colder and I just stay home.
In golf as in life, it’s the follow through that counts.
“The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.” ― Billy Graham
Talk birdie to me.
Take a break from life, enjoy the fresh air and shout a bunch of expletives at a golf ball.
Kiss my putt
Stay humble and put your eagle aside
You’re tee-riffic
This is all fore the best.
Over the hills and fore away
I play in the low 80’s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
Computers are good at golf because they have a hard drive.
Green and bear it
A golfer’s favorite dance is the bogey.
I’m not really that bad at putting, I just can’t catch a break.
“They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” ― Raymond Floyd
Golf was not our sport but was an absolutely gorgeous day to give a swing at it.
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
To tee or not to tee.
It doesn’t get putter than this
Fore-get me nots
Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work… and both are expensive.
You’re the best person to golf with by par.
Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
I shot one under at golf. One under a tree, and one under the water.
A friendly golfer is known as a social putter-fly.
Putter late than never.
Kiss my putt.
Fore-get me nots.
Golfer’s favorite flowers – Fore-get-me-nots.
Let’s get this par-tee started
A golfer’s favorite bird is an eagle.
This is my cup of tee.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Fairway to heaven
You’re the best, by par
Golfers are scared of the Bogey-man.
“If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.” ― Bob Hope
“Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly 40 years to discover that I can’t play it.” ― Ted Ray
I hate golf! I Hate Golf!! And I HATE GOLF!!! Oooh! Nice shot! I Love Golf!
Address the ball. Hello, ball!
Swingin’ in the rain
It’s ball or nothing
Life is short. Spend it at the golf course.
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Keep on hitting it straight until the wee ball goes in the hole.
Golfers always carry two pairs of pants, in case they get a hole in one.
Down putt not out
The golf of Mexico.
“There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.” ― Henry Beard
If it involves golf, count me in
I like big putts and I cannot lie.
My doctor says to take my iron every day.
A golfer’s favorite flowers are fore-get-me-nots.
Let it tee
Un-fore-gettable, in every way.
As par as the eye can see.
Proof is in the putting.
The only thing that causes more cheating than golf is income taxes.
What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club? Harry Putter.
All bets par off.
I golf you on my mind
Who’s your caddy?
Good times as par as the eye can see
“Golf has some drawbacks. It’s possible, by too much of it, to destroy the mind.” ― Sir W.G. Simpson
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
Having a rough time
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
A chip off the old block
If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot.
Why do golf announcers whisper? Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.
“Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.” ― Tony Lema
The best wood in most golfer’s bags is the pencil.
May the course be with you
Golf is the only game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well.
I wish I could play my normal game…Just once!
Asking fore a friend.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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