With the prospect of a frigid winter on the horizon it is nice to lighten the mood, which is why we have gathered all the best funny fall sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny fall sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Fall Sayings
Fall in love at first sight.
Follow the pumpkin patch road
The proof is in the pumpkin pie!
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Hay there!
I’m spicing things up
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
Is it really a pile of leaves if you haven’t jumped in it?
Summer should get a speeding ticket – goes by way too fast!
Fall foliage is nature’s way of showing us that change can be beautiful, so leaf your worries behind!
I’m totally “board” with summer; bring on the fall festivities!
Until next time, summer
Foggy mornings always have a way of “mist”-ifying the best of plans.
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
I can’t believe how fast everything is falling into place this season!
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
I love fall from the bautumn of my heart
This season is unbe-leaf-able!
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
Leaf it to me to make you smile.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good “beet!”
The corn maze was such a “-maize”-ing adventure; you really “ear” it to believe it!
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Do I love fall? Apple-solutely!
Let’s get this gourd started!
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
As the days grow shorter, I find myself “fall”ing for more cozy sweaters.
Foliage is the new black.
The tans will fade but the memories will last forever
You are never too old to play in the leaves
Summer’s hit the rakes, now it’s time for fall
It’s September so I’m off enjoying fall
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
Don’t count your pumpkins before they hatch.
If you think autumn is bad, just wait until winter; it’ll be brr-isk!
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
The trees have been gossiping, and I heard they’re just dying to leaf us with some secrets.
Why do trees hate tests? Because they get stumped all the time!
Long sleeves & falling leaves
These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
October is my favorite color
The scent of September: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
This is my resting witch face
Hangin’ with the leaves
Pumpkin patching time!
Why did the apple break up with the pumpkin? There just wasn’t enough thyme!
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
September: The last month, standing between me and pumpkin season.
A leaf a day keeps the doctor away.
The acorns decided to team up, and boy, did they make a big “splash” in the forest!
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Leaf me alone, I’m trying to enjoy my fall!
It’s September Time to welcome fall
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
All I want are autumn leaves and pumpkins, please
The owl was really wise but was quite “hooted” about his favorite fall treats.
What’s Darth Vader’s favorite kind of apple? Empire.
I’m not a fan of fall; I’m just here for the pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Life is better in September
Let’s just fall it a day
Ready to pumpkin spice things up!
Sweater weather is better together.
Everyone was “board” at the party until the hayride finally arrived!
Pumped for pumpkins!
Why was the corn always invited to parties? Because it knows how to “ear” everyone out!
When the pumpkin spice latte starts to flow, it’s the season for “squash”ing all doubts!
When the leaves hit the ground, it’s time for a fall-out!
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
Leaves, flannel, and football are all I need
Fall is just a part of leaf
Fall’s well that ends well
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
I’m the ghostest with the moistest
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
I love how fall makes everything so much more re-leaf-ing!
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
You can’t make an omelet without breaking some leaves.
Wheat did you say about fall?
Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Goodbye summer. It’s been fun!
Well hello there September
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
Spice up your life—it’s pumpkin season!
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
Salty about summer ending
Goodbye summer, hello fall
Let’s get this party gourd-ed.
It’s not the heat, it’s the fall that gets you.
The apples fell far from the tree, but they still know how to keep it “core!
We got lost in this maize
Oh my gourd, it’s beautiful outside!
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
When the leaves start falling, the trees really know how to “turn” things around!
Do you know why skeletons don’t like fall? They don’t have the guts to leaf the house!
I had a great time at the apple festival; it was the core of fun!
When it comes to raking leaves, I’m just “dying” to make a “pile” of fun!
Cozy sweaters “weave” together comfort and style, especially during sweater weather!
The season of pumpkin patch photos commences
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
Sweater weather is better together
The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Meet me under the falling leaves
Time to get lit like a bonfire.
Why did the pumpkin sit on the patio? Because it wanted to be a little gourd!
You could say this autumn has been un-fall-gettable!
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Tea and fuzzy socks season
I thought about writing a novel about fall, but I just couldn’t find the right plot twist!
You’ve got to be in it to win it, and that includes fall festivities!
I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
I’m feeling gourd-geous in this season.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you
Leave your stress behind.
I’m aMAIZED we escaped
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To gourd the other side!
You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves
Spice, spice baby
September…Chapter 9
Why did the tree go to therapy? It couldn’t stop “leafing” its problems behind!
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
In fall, I can never “bear” to miss a good bonfire; the warmth really “brings out” the best of us!
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Great pumpkin believers
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
I love you more than pumpkin pie — and that’s saying a lot
Falling for this season
Fall is where the heart is.
I get a little corny when the autumn breeze starts blowing!
Autumn skies and everything’s fine
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
Falling leaves show us how beautiful it is to let things go
These puns are un-be-leaf-able.
I’ve got a real crush on cider season; it’s a total squeeze!
Leaf your worries behind; it’s time to fall into some fun!
Determined to step on all the crunchy leaves
Maple trees are really good at “leaf”-ing a lasting impression!
As the temperature drops, my enthusiasm to “chill” out is really “fall”ing off.
A penny saved is a penny earned, unless you drop it in a pile of leaves.
The sun’s rays can’t “shone” through the clouds when fall fog rolls in.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days
The acorns were feeling extra “nutty” this season. Must be all the fall “cheer”!
What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
Some days are cool while others are hot; September is the month we are talking about.
Why do scarecrows make great friends? Because they’re outstanding in their field!
Let’s turn over a new leaf.
When the leaves start to change, I can’t help but get a little bough-t of excitement.
Channel the flannel
Eat, drink, and be scary
Every time I see a pile of leaves, I can’t help but leaf it be!
I wanted to tell a story about falling leaves, but it wasn’t my best leaf-telling.
Hello, September!
When it comes to pumpkin spice, I’m all in — it’s brew-tiful this time of year!
When it comes to baking, a pie can “crust” the competition any day!
Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
Leaves can “change” their colors, but they still can’t seem to stay grounded.
I made a terrible pun about autumn, but I leaf it to your imagination!
Orange is the new black
Happy fall, y’all!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on a pumpkin patch? Because the leaves might eavesdrop!
Don’t stop be-leaf-ing in fall magic.
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Channeling all the flannel
September shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.
I’ve fallen for this season; it’s just too a-peeling!
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
Why don’t trees use the internet? They can’t stand the “hack”-ing!
What did the sweater say to the scarf? I’m “knit” to be together!
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
My friends said I was all over the place this season, but hey, I’m just trying to stay grounded!
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
A summer I’ll always remember with people I’ll never forget
I told my pumpkin to stop being so gourd-acious!
Don’t stop be-leafing
How am I feeling? Never sweater
When the apple decided to break up, it just couldn’t “peel” away from its past.
They’ll make you fall head over heels.
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
Which band is every pumpkin’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
One bad apple doesn’t spoil the entire harvest.
Fall leaves: just the icing on the rake
I asked the leaves what they liked most about fall; they said, “We’re just trying to branch out!”
Pumpkin patch princess
The sweet potato got promoted, proving that he’s quite the “root” of success.
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
When it rains, it pours pumpkin spice.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
Runs on pumpkin-flavored coffee
In an autumn state of mind
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
The grass is always greener on the other side of autumn.
Fall so hard motherpumpkins wanna spice me
What do you call a leaf who’s great at math? A “counted” fall!
They say fall is the best time to branch out and explore!
The sweater I wore today is so cozy; I can’t help but knit about it.
Sweater weather the better weather
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
I’m falling for these puns; they really know how to crack me up!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless it’s a rotten one!
You’re the apple of my pie.
I’m simply a-maized.
Life is better in a sweater
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
The trees are really showing off their colors; it’s like they’re trying to leaf a mark!
As the days grow shorter, I find myself falling behind on my leaf-reading.
Can’t reply, eating a pie
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Life is better in October
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
I like you a pumpkin-latte
Hay there! Enjoying the season?
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
It seems like all the leaves changed in one fall swoop
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
Why do trees always get in trouble in fall? Because they’re too shady!
Don’t put all your eggs in one pumpkin.
A fallen leaf is nothing more than a summer’s wave goodbye
Don’t autumn-otally forget to gather your pumpkins; it’s a harvest to remember!
Eat, drink & be scary
I’m the pun King
I told my friends I was going to acorn my way through fall, and they thought I was nuts!
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
This season is un-be-leaf-able for some pun-tastic fun!
I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
The apples were having a meeting, but it was hard to find a good “peel”ing for conversation!
When the trees shed their leaves, do they ever get cold feet?
The corn mazes always seem a-maize-ing; you really can’t beet a good time!
When autumn rolls around, I really start to feel the crunch!
Fall is a-maize-ing!
Long sleeves and autumn leaves
Summer, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye
This view is gourd-geous
It’s all fun and games until someone loses their pumpkin!
Go Big or Gourd Home
When it’s fall, I’m always ready to take the plunge into cider season!
It’s fall coming back to me now
Don’t leaf me hanging!
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his “field” during autumn!
Every autumn, I feel like I’m falling head over “heels” for all the seasonal treats!
Blessed and pumpkin-obsessed
Oh my gourd, look at these leaves!
I like you a latte
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
It’s no use crying over spilled cider.
Oh my gourd I love fall
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
I’m acorn-y kinda person.
That scarecrow had a lot of “hay”-spirations, but he couldn’t quite stand up to the pressure.
FALLing in love
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
Some say autumn is “un-be-leaf-able,” but I think it just keeps getting better!
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
Where there’s a will, there’s a way to rake leaves.
I’m falling for you more than leaves in autumn.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
The early bird catches the autumn worm.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
I’d like to see you s’more
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Hocus pocus and chill?
When the going gets tough, the tough go pumpkin picking.
Falling leaves means one thing: It’s football season!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
The corn stalks formed a band, but they couldn’t find their “roots” in the music scene.
Don’t be so fall of yourself!
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
So that is it for our list of Funny Fall Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Deir
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