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Short Cute and Flirty Captions for Instagram to Share Your Sassy Vibe

Sometimes you want to reach out and maybe show a bit of interest, so we have put together a list of all the best flirty captions for Instagram for you to share. And if you’re looking for short flirty quotes for Instagram captions, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Flirty Captions for Instagram

8 billion people on this planet, yet all I need is you.

“Can I tell you that in my eyes not even God would be good enough to command you?” – Kele Moon

I’m in my bed, you are in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.

I am a fish out of the water without YOU!

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Every morning I wake up happy because I know I will see you.

I need you like a heart needs a beat.

“I’m finding myself highly attracted to you right now. Would you like to come home with me since you’re already dressed for bed?” – L.A. Casey

Did you fall from the sky, just to make me fall in love with you?

I’ve got so much to say, but your eyes keep on interrupting me.

“Sweetheart, I have no intention of denying you a thing.” – Rebecca Brooks

Something is wrong with my mind. It has nothing in it, but thoughts of you.

Come, see me tonight. I promise that you won’t regret missing your sleep.

If you were a tear, I would never cry in fear of losing you.

You are the beat of my heart.

Don’t tire yourself at work. You’ll need some energy for later. [wink wink emojis]

“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” – Holly Black

You’re in my 2 am thoughts.

Heart changes, I know they do but this heart always belongs to You.

Too hot to handle.

“You are the best decision my heart ever made.” – Kennedy Ryan

You are the like of my like.

Girl, aren’t you tired? You’ve been running in my heart all day.

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours.

My heart’s mine, but whenever we argue, it ends up taking your side.

“Baby, where we’re going, you won’t need a shirt.” – Vernon D. Burns

“I’m a fish swimming by … catch me if you want me.” – Janet Fitch

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you’re mine. Tails, I’m yours.

“A day without sunshine is a day without you.” – Kenna

Till the day, I can hold you in my arms, I’ll hold you in my heart.

“I love you. That is the beginning, that is the end. That is everything.” – Ella Frank

“I heard that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.” – Kerry Cohen

You’re so hot. I get a tan just by looking at you.

“If you want me you’re going to have to come and get me.” – Tiffanie DeBartolo

Oh, I just got out of the shower.

Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet.

“You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.” ― Crystal Woods

I love the way, it feels, when you sleep next to me.

Excuse me, why are you so sexy?

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.” – Roy Croft

“I want you to know, that you deserve the best. You’re beautiful.” – Lil Wayne

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

“Two souls with but a single thought. Two hearts that beat as one.” – Friedrich Halm

I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you.

When you sat down next to me, my heart just forgot to breathe.

I dream of you, even when I’m wide awake.

I’m falling in like you know.

“I don’t mind hot and spicy. Actually find that appealing in a girl. And chicken wings.” – Julie James

“I loved you for a thousand years and missed you in all of them.” – Christina Strigas

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

“You burn for me. I’ve thought of nothing but how hot you’d run if I took my time.” – Setta Jay

“I’m afraid to lose you and you’re not even mine.” – Drake

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

This is ………… killing me. [Change the blank to laundry, homework or whatever you’re doing]. Be my hero and come and rescue me.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

I read a study that said kissing helps to remove stress. I’m stressed right now. Do you think you can help?

“If goodness is its own reward, shouldn’t we get a little something for being naughty?” – Lauren Bacall

God made dirt. God made light. God made guys so that girls can flirt.

“I’m addicted to your allure and I’m fiending for a cure.” ― Christina Aguilera

“I got my eyes on you. You’re everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion. Endlessly.” – Drake

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

I want to be the girl your “ex” hates, and your mom loves.

What would you ask from me, if I assure you the answer is “Yes?”

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

I would love to be your damsel in distress.

FYI, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

If you don’t wanna have kids with me, then why don’t we just practice?

Not many girls can take my breath away. But, you don’t even have to try.

Talking to you is the favorite part of my day.

You turn me into Wordsworth!

You’re my Prince Charming.

“If you were a bullet I would shoot myself to have you in me.” – Maygin Nikki

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Live in my heart rent-free, for the rest of your life.

Let’s do some, “We shouldn’t be doing this,” things.

“And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?” – Marquis de Sade

I’m not flirting. I’m just extra attentive to someone who is attractive.

The only person that goes through my mind is you.

You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

God made mud.. God made dirt.. God made guys so girls can flirt.

I used to be a terrible flirt. I’m much better at it now.

I can read lips when they’re touching mine.

I promise to be always on your side. Or under you. Or on top. The choice is yours.

“Don’t get me wrong. I’m happy to be your morning lollipop, but I need to eat, too.” – Pamela Clare

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

8 billion people in this world and I only want you.

You know a girl is serious about you when they use your name in a text.

Every time I look into your eyes I see my paradise.

 “I want your mind. Your strength. I want to be worth your time.” – Tahereh Mafi

When you’re near me, my whole body tingles.

“I’m so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.” – Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

My day is incomplete without talking to you.

It wasn’t love at first sight. But, love at every sight.

I’m 50% single.

You have no idea how much you mean to me.

I wish I were your homework so that you’ll concentrate on me every evening.

With me, you’ll always have a shoulder to lean on.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your love.

Yes, I’m thinking about you right now.

Even Google Maps doesn’t have the route to your heart. Can you tell me?

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses every day. All I’m asking is just one from you.

I wish I were your cuddly bear.

“In your smile, I see something more beautiful than the stars.” – Beth Revis

Unexpected kisses are the sweetest.

“When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do. I just close my eyes and think of you.” – Rakii Retondo

“I think of you only twice a day ― when I am alone and when I am with someone else.” – Amit Kalantri

I think my perfect menu would include you.

Thinking of you is my favorite part of the day.

How did God let you down from heaven?

“Let me paint your lips with the stars… so that I don’t need to go light-years each night to kiss them…” — Samba Shiva Thadavarthi

You’re my first thought when I wake up and the last thought before I hit the bed.

“Sex is a team sport, sugar.” – Cherise Sinclair

I’m on my bed, and you’re in yours. One of us is in the wrong place.

Come on over. I’ve got all your favorites ready. Burger, fries and me. [wink wink emojis]

“Everything you do seduces me. All you need to do is breathe and I would do anything for you.” ― Ashley March

That awkward moment when your crush mistakes your kindness for flirting.

I have high double standards.

If we were together right now, what would we be doing?

Are you my oxygen? Without you, I find it difficult to breathe.

I know everything changes, but you’ll always be in my heart.

Some of the best moments in life are the ones; you cannot tell anyone about.

“The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.” ― Nicholas Sparks

Do I know you? Cos, you look a lot like the future Mrs. [Insert Name]

“His eyes have made love to me all evening.” ― Marguerite Gautier

I love the way you walk, talk and laugh.

I will hold you in my heart, till I can hold you in my arms.

I’m like a fish out of water when I don’t see YOU!

My stars said I would meet the woman of my dreams tonight.

“I think about you constantly, whether it’s with my mind or my heart.” — Terri Guillemets

“Out of all the toads I kissed you are my first prince.” – James D Wilson

I’m addicted to the feel of your hands on mine.

I replay our first kiss a thousand times.

I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.

“You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope.” – Victor Hugo

That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.

If I had a British accent, I would never shut up.

I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

God was showing off when He created you.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest.

My heart is mine but whenever I argue with it about you, it takes your side.

I’m 100% single just for you.

“Are you tired? You should be! You’ve been running through my mind all day.” – Gary Barlow

Honestly, I have no idea how to live without you.

There’s so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.

Kissing burns a ton lot of calories. Wanna workout?

You make me nervous in a good way.

“I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.” – Erin McCarthy

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

“If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.” – Alfred Lord Tennyson

Girl: why are you following me? Boy: My mom told me to follow my heart.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Even the gloomiest days become sunny when you smile at me.

What to do? Black or Pink? Care to Help?

You seem like an oxygen to me, without you it’s hard for me to breath.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me!

“I think the way the sun shines on you has nothing to do with the sun but everything to do with you.” – Christina Strigas

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

“You are, and always have been, my dream.” –Nicholas Sparks

You give me the kind of feeling people write novels about.

“For the two of us, home isn’t a place. It is a person. And we are finally home.” – Stephanie Perkins

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.” – Grace Willows

Can you feel me, when I think about you?

I’m so in love with everything about you.

Forget the butterflies; I get the whole zoo when I see you.

“Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan

So that is it for our list of Flirty Instagram Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

For more great ideas, check out our other lists of She Blooms Quotes, Selfie Captions and Baddie Captions.

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About the Author

Laynni Deir

I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.

The goal of Purely Lists is to provide a comprehensive and diverse set of lists to cover every situation from holidays and celebrations to uplifting quotes and general motivation. Whether you are looking for something deep and profound, funny and foolish or positive and encouraging, we strive to offer easy, fast and accessible options.