Halloween is all about family and friends and fun, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny Halloween sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Halloween sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
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Funny Halloween Sayings
Halloween makes me so (candy) corny
Feeling witchy.
Have a fang-tastic night!
New face, who ‘dis?
What kind of shoes do ghosts wear in the winter? Boo-ts.
Wrapped up and ready—you’re clearly the mummy of the year.
Let’s get spooky
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
Wishing you a spook-tacular night full of chills and thrills.
Keep calm and carry a wand.
What’s up, my witches?
Beware of the werecat.
Hallow Howl-o-ween!
Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
I can’t help it… it’s in my blood.
I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy
Creepin’ it real!
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches
What day of the week do ghosts like best? Moan-day.
This is my magic happy potion
I hope you like your coffee with scream and sugar.
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
What’s the best lake to visit on Halloween? Lake Eerie.
Something wicked this way comes
How do bats know how to fly? They just wing it.
Double, double toil and trouble!
Waaay ahead of the carve!
Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
Witching you a Happy Halloween.
Wishing you a fang-tastic Howl-oween!
I’ve got a ghost problem — everyone sees right through me.
Don’t forget to do your hair with scare spray on Halloween.
Bake it in the coven.
Don’t forget your spoo-key—this house doesn’t unlock itself.
Be witched!
I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun
If you’ve got it, haunt it
My costume is absolutely eerie-sistible.
I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me
Skeletons don’t have the guts to dress up for Halloween.
Sweet like candy
A cutie that’s a little spooky.
Come Halloween, it’s Crunch time.
You better work, witch
Why are mummies always stressed out? They can’t unwind.
Every angel has a devilish side
Time to get this party startled!
Basic witch
Wishing you a Halloween filled with tricks and treats.
Happy Halloween! We’re back and better. (From the dead.)
How do ghosts score touchdowns? They get the ball across the ghoul-line.
Witch-ful thinking got me here.
Trick or treat, motherpupper
A ghost comedian is dead funny.
Only bad witches can drive stick
Not every witch lives in Salem
Have yourself the happiest of Hollow-weens!
Happy Hallo-weenie!
Still searching for a boo who’s my blood type.
A ghost unlocks a door with a spoo-key.
There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk
I’m all tricks, no treats.
Let’s bone
Did you say treat?
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.
Who wants to join my fang club?
What do ghosts like to watch on TV? Saturday Fright Live.
This is my resting witch face
Catch me on the dark side
A little pumpkin told me it’s your first Halloween. Boo!
It’s going tibia okay!
Witcha up to?
Will you be my ghoul friend?
Can’t hide it, I love pumpkin spice a whole latte.
Bewitch you were here!
Fangs for the memories.
Why don’t mummies gossip? They don’t want to get a bad wrap.
It’s all treats or all pumpkin. No in-between.
Favorite math joke? Easy: pumpkin pi.
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
They say it was love at first bite—fangs and all.
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.
What’s the best way to speak to a giant mummy? Use big words.
Feeling batty!
Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.
Where my ghouls at?
#HotGhoulFall
You’re going to Snicker after hearing all of my Halloween puns.
No bones about it!
Howl you doin’?
You say witch like it’s a bad thing
Twix or treat!
Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?
Carving out quality time for spooky season.
The ghosts really brought the boo-ty this year.
I’ve been there, done bat.
What do you call an enlightened werewolf? An aware-wolf.
You’re in ghoul company
We’re having a howling good time!
Oh my gourd, Halloween is finally here.
Hey, boo-tiful
If the broom fits, fly it
No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!
What do bats do in their free time? Hang out.
These costumes are scary good.
Hocus pocus and chill?
Witch out for me!
Fangs for the memories
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever? A hog dog.
Hot ghoul Halloween
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Why did the zombie eat brains? He wanted food for thought.
Mischief managed
Straight Outta Salem
Looking pawsitively bootiful
Witching you a Happy Halloween!
It’s the most frightful time of the fear.
I’m a haunt mess
Why did the skeleton go to the butcher? He was looking for spare ribs.
If you didn’t get tricked, was it even Halloween?
This will definitely come in candy.
This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus
Let’s make a witch-tastic team!
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
Why did the ghost blow its nose? It had boo-gers.
What’s a monster’s favorite game? Hide-and-go-shriek.
It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.
It’s witchful thinking.
My costume really hit the gourd spot.
A nightmare before coffee
Had a spooktacular night!
Halloween night Pop Rocks my world
So pumped for Halloween I could burst like an overripe gourd.
Pretty sure Gourd of the Rings deserves an Oscar.
I put a spell on you
Eat, drink, and be scary
It’s time to get this party startled!
Creepin’ it real
I wave my wand and put on my cape and wish you lots of treats on this date.
99 problems but a witch ain’t one
Your costume? Couldn’t scare less.
You know what I like to say: bugs and hisses.
More boos, please
A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus
A group of ghosts is called a boo-crew.
How are zombie boats operated? With skeleton crews.
Straight outta coffin
#SquadGhouls
Why don’t witches like winter? Too many cold spells.
I will gourd this candy with my life!
My horror-scope predicts that this Halloween will be pretty spooky.
You know what they say: Keep calm, trick-or-treat and carry on.
Fangs for the memories
Carving out fun
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
You en-witch my life.
Let’s carve out some fun
Fright Night
Who won the skeleton 5K? No body.
What’s a black cat’s favorite song? “Three Blind Mice.”
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
I’m just a mere ghost of my former self.
Angel by day. Devil by night
Killin’ it
You know what they say: If the broom fits!
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
Why did the skeleton quit his job? His heart wasn’t in it.
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
Witching you lots of love!
You’re the treat to my trick
Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special this year.
Too cute to spook
Witch-tastic times ahead.
Psst…This isn’t a costume
Don’t go goblin up all my candy
Bugs and hisses, witches!
Bad and boo-jee
I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.
Happy Hallo-weenie!
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
Boo-in it for the ‘gram
Cracked jack-o’-lantern? No problem, there’s always a pumpkin patch.
BYOBoos
A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.
Witch better have my candy.
child holding a halloween pumpkin over their face
This witch likes wine
Hocus Pocus and chill?
Halloween’s the one day you’re supposed to come as you aren’t.
Witch upon a star.
You’re sweeter than all the candy that I’ll receive this year.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but Halloween.
Here’s hoping all your Halloween fears come true.
I’m bat to the bone.
Have a humerus Halloween
Bat to the bone
Witch and famous.
You’re my fiend for life.
I’ve got tricks and treats up my sleeve.
May your jack-o’-lantern burn bright all through the night!
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
May chills run down your spine this Halloween.
Forever your Zom-bae
This is the one time a year I could truly be myself
I’ll be-witcha in a second!
Just out here creepin’ it real, as usual.
What do weight-conscious vampires drink? Blood light.
Ahead of the carve
When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.
A wee bit wicked
Having a howling good time!
I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.
You can always count on a vampire to go for the blood orange.
Just know that zom-body is thinking of you this Halloween.
Have a wicked good Halloween.
Frankenstein skips the dance floor with his two left feet.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless
Putting the ‘boo’ in booty
Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? He was already stuffed.
It’s time to have some skele-fun
Keep calm and cartilage on
Got a bone to pick with every skeleton at this party.
This soup tastes witch-licious!
You make me batty
Here I am, warts and all.
Why was the witch late for work? She over-swept.
With the boo crew
If you’re looking for a scare, then come fright this way!
Here’s to a Halloween that’s so fun, it’s scary!
Giving my spookiest boo to you and yours this Halloween.
Ghosts have a lot of spirit – literally.
100 percent that witch
Take heed, ’tis the season for eerie indeed!
With the boo crew
What do you call an overweight pumpkin? A plump-kin.
Happy Halloween from the cutest pumpkin in the patch.
bowl of candy corn
Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!
Don’t make me drop a house on you
Everything I brew, I brew for you.
Witches get stitches.
What did the werewolf say when he broke his toe? “Ow-oooooh!”
Howl’s it hanging this Halloween?
Shake your BOOty
This witch can be bribed with chocolate
The Halloween candy is spook-tacular.
You’ve got me under your spell.
During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.
I know how to drive a stick.
Spell-abrate good times!
Why did the werewolf eat a bag of coins? He thought the change would do him good.
I’m ahead of the carve
Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.
Why can’t you trust vampires? Because they’re bat to the bone.
Just checked my horror-scope—looks like a killer night ahead.
Starbursting to eat all this candy
Why did the invisible man quit his job? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I’m witcher than you.
Ghouls just wanna have fun
What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf.
Why don’t vampires play baseball? Their bats keep flying away.
Ghosting is my superpower, deal with it.
Lookin’ gourd-geous!
girl dressed as witch, holding pumpkin and broom, portrait
Witch, please
Why did the ghost need first aid? He had a boo-boo.
Can’t always get what you wand.
Drop dead gorgeous
What do you call a monster who likes to dance? A boogie man.
This is where the magic happens
Eat, drink & be scary
Looking brew-tiful tonight!
I’m the ghostest with the mostest
It’s time to monster mash!
Witch parking. All others will be toad.
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.
Looking fur-ocious
Just a broom and a little perfume
This letter is sealed with a vampire bite.
I will protect this candy with all my gourd.
Witch better have my candy
Beware of Resting Witch Face.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers
I’m here for the boos
My costume is eerie-sistible
If the broom fits, fly it
Why do witches like hotels? They get broom service.
Happy Hollow-ween!
I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
Can you tell me witch way to the pumpkin patch?
Wicked awesome.
I hope you find this humerus
Keep calm and carry a wand
Trick or tequila
I’m just dying to have some fun!
Bite me
So that is it for our list of Funny Halloween Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Deir
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