Halloween is a fun, chaotic and memorable time of year, which is why we have gathered all the best Halloween sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short Halloween quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Halloween Sayings
It’s Hallo-scream!
My undead boyfriend is better than yours
Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.
I put a spell on daddy.
You’re the treat to my trick
Eat as much Halloween candy as you want – I won’t say boo.
Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!
Eat, drink and be scary.
Easy as pumpkin pie.
I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.
Happy people are the best, and October is the month of the happiest people.
There’s nothing like a good scare with my boo!
Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!
Can’t wait to see what horror comes next with you by my side.
You’re the wand that I want.
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything.
Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween!
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch.
One gourdgeous couple right here.
Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
Happy Halloween from someone who can be a real witch at times. Thanks for accepting me, warts and all.
May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” — Andrew Gold
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
You haunt my dreams, and I love it.
I have a sugar crush on you.
Come as you aren’t!
October shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.
Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.
Not Resting in Peace
While living folks my tomb do view,
Make your August good, September better, and the month of October best.
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Here lies blood, and let it lie
I’m so glad we’re together on this spooky night!
Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!
Have a bootiful Halloween.
With the recent vampire craze, it’s no longer cool to dress like one for Halloween. Thanks, Twilight.
May your month of October be filled with wonderful blessings of good health, love, peace, happiness, and a hint of spookiness.
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
A hug a day keeps Monster away.
Too cute to Spook!
Eat, drink and be scary!
Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.
A candy a day keeps the monsters away.
May the ghost be with you.
May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!
Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST. Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
Enter if you dare.
Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!
We’re having a Monster Bash!
This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.
Halloween is the one time of year where grown women can dress like hookers and no one will care.
We’re the perfect pair for a scary night!
Making the most of our frightful night.
Have an awesome autumn, an outstanding October, and most of all, a Happy Halloween!
Just because I’m undead doesn’t mean I can’t be romantic.
Did someone say candy?
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!
I am the ghost boo-ster! Happy Halloween!
Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
The blood is life.
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!
Remember well – there’s room for you!
Say boo and scary on.
Let’s carve out some fun.
The scent of October: Bright sunlit skies, nature’s warm colors, and the smell of seasons are about to change. The hint of new beginnings, knowing something wonderful is around the bend.
Have a fang-tastic night.
If you’ve got it hunt it.
Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
May your Halloween be filled with scary times and scary memories. Happy Halloween!
Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween and a great fall season this year! Happy Haunting!
Park your broom and sit for a spell.
Pure pumpkin goodness.
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” — Brackett, Halloween
Have fun witch hunting tonight.
What do spiders do for fun on Halloween?
I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.
Be scared, be very scared.
Must try the cold and silent grave.
If I were a ghost, you would still be my boo.
I’m so glad you’re my [boo-friend/ghoul-friend]. When I met you, it was love at first fright. Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween whatever you are!
This October, may your treats be many and your tricks be few. Hope you have a sweet Halloween.
“Be afraid, be very afraid.” — Ronnie, The Fly
You’re so awesome, it’s spooky. Have a fiendishly fun Halloween!
Blood donors needed. See the Count.
Ghosts don’t give a sheet.
I witch you a Happy Halloween.
Rest in Pieces
“It’s alive!” — Frankenstein
I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.
Have a spooktakular good time.
The wise, the sober and the brave
Wishing you a night full of frights and a bag full of delights. Happy Halloween!
Time for a coffin break.
I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” — Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
Would you be my little ghost tonight?
Immortally Challenged
Ghostly Greetings!
You are scary beautiful! Enjoy your Halloween!
You are bootiful.
Had a spooktacular night!
Halloween is a time for horror movie marathons, but if you want to watch something really scary, just turn on the news!
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
Can you be my Halloween treat.
“Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative.” — Judy Gold
May the ghost be with you.
Learn to live with your Fear.
Just winging it this Halloween.
Know why mummies never reveal their true age?
Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!
“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” — Rusty Fischer
Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.
Some days are cool while others are hot; October is the month we are talking about.
Don’t make me come up there!
Speechless still, and never cry.
Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!
Have a killer Halloween!
You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.
Trick or treat.
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” — Rihanna
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
Free Broom Rides.
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
Know how Frankenstein likes his potatoes?
Remember the gh’oul times!
Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.
We don’t need candy to be happy – we have each other!
Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.
Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.
Our love is like a haunted house: scary, but amazing.
Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!
I Shall Return on All Hallows Eve
October: Falling leaves, pumpkin spice and Halloween.
Pumped for pumpkins!
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” — Arthur Conan Doyle
If the broom fits, fly it!
I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” — Tim Burton
Go back before it is too late.
If you have no time to buy a costume, go to your Halloween party in a suit, and say you’re a hit man.
Witching you a very haunted Halloween!
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
We’re the cutest couple in Halloweenland!
My love for you is truly un-deadly.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Whooo Wants Candy?
I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!
Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big.
Keep calm and spook on!
Hocus pocus and chill?
You are a bag full of treats!
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
You make me feel like I’m your favorite witch.
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins
Have a beary scary Halloween. (with bear)
Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
Ghosts live here.
Prepare to be terrified.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Happy Halloween, whatever you are!
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes.
Ghosts have real spirit.
When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!
Halloween is a real treat.
And God said Let there be candy, and there was candy. Happy Halloween!
“Where my ghouls at?” — Monster High
I got bite by vampire and I liked it!
I hope you get lots of trick-or-treaters this year. Unless, of course, you’d prefer to keep all that candy for yourself!
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please.
Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!
Beneath the moonlight, darkness reigns in this haunted house.
Hope you don’t have a scare in the world this Halloween!
“I’m wicked through and through.” — Elphaba, Wicked
Ghostly Greetings (on welcoming door sign)
Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
Fangs for the memories.
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin.
If you want a tasty sweet.
“A mask tells us more than a face.” — Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie.
It’s October – Time to get ready for Halloween!
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical.
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” — Richelle E. Goodrich
Our love is the stuff of Halloween nightmares!
Here I lay, rotting away.
Fangs for being a bloody good friend!
Loving each and every scary second with you.
Have a bootiful Halloween.
You’re Next
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.
“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez
“Never trust the living.” — Beetlejuice
When the days start to decrease, autumn starts to grow in everything.
Pumpkin season has begun.
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins.
Happy Halloween, you handsome devil!
My blood type is Coffee.
Life with you is just getting boo-tter and better. Happy Halloween!
“Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” – Eleanor Estes
Halloween is almost here! Best witches for a haunting All Hallows Eve!
“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” — Ava Dellaria
It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!
Evil owns this house.
Who knew orange looks great on both of us?!
October: sweater weather and pumpkin season.
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” — Bill Waterson
May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away.
Give me something good to eat.
You make my Halloween costume complete.
We’re the perfect match because we both have a dark side!
Love is the stuff of Halloween horrors!
There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
Happy October, from one Halloween fiend to another.
Leaves are falling. Autumn is calling.
Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!
May you have a fang-tastic evening, ghoul-friend! I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Halloween wishes to you!
Hope your Halloween is exactly as spooky as you want it to be – no more, and no less.
Carve out some good times! (with carved pumpkin)
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes.
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey
Come Haunt our House for Halloween!
Casper won’t help you.
Happy Howl-o-ween! No matter were you are on October 31, I’m sure you will wolf down a lot of candy.
Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.
“I see dead people.” — The Sixth Sense
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
Forget love — I’d rather fall in chocolate!
Feeling that October-y feeling.
Hope your day doesn’t suck like a vampire. May you have an amazing day and a freakishly scary Halloween!
Turn back if you want to live.
Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween!
We warned you.
So that is it for our list of Halloween Sayings and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Pumpkin Captions and Pumpkin Patch Captions.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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