Those of you who appreciate a good joke or play on words will have plenty of material to work with in fall, because we have put together a list of all the best fall puns for you to share. And if you’re looking for short fall jokes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Fall Puns
What happens when fall is over? Autumn leaves.
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
What is the cutest season of the year? Awwwtumn.
Hay girl, hay!
Don’t leaf me hanging.
I’m the pum-king of fall.
Can’t help fallin’ in love.
What’s the best car to drive in the fall? An autumn-mobile.
Witches get stitches.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Fall down once, stand up twice.
I’m ahead of the carve.
Go big or gourd home.
What’s the best way to fix a broken pumpkin? Use a pumpkin patch.
What do leaves say at the end of autumn? See you next fall.
If money grew on trees, we’d be raking it in.
How do you get an apple to stop snoring? Make it turn over.
Who rules the pumpkin patch? The pump-king.
Too many ears around.e the internet? A log-in.
Wow, you’re jacked.
You’re so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Spice, spice, baby.
Spicetacular!
Carving out some time for fun
Happy hollow-ween.
Your pumpkin carving skills are a-maize-ing!
Why did the scarecrow take first prize? It was out-standing in its field.
Why didn’t Cinderella medal at the Olympics? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
What do you call a dude who loves autumn? A fall guy.
It feels like scarecrows are stalking us.
Smashing pumpkins.
Hay there!
Why do jack-o’-lanterns avoid conflict? They don’t have any guts.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
You’re the pick of the patch.
Why did the tree laugh? It heard acorn-y joke.
Nothing to seed here. (Seriously, we ate all the pumpkin seeds.)
Let’s just fall it a day.
I always fall head over heels for fall.
What do you call grouchy apples? Crabs.
Putting the “pup” in “pup-kin.”
Why did the apple cry? Someone hurt its peelings.
Did you hear about the leaf that lost its tree? It was stumped.
Don’t be afraid to fall.
Which part of town do apples avoid? The seedy part.
I yam what I yam.
Crisp air, don’t care.
Pumpkin spice up your life!
Sometimes s’more is s’more.
(Pumpkin) pie beg to differ!
A pumpkin a day keeps the doctors away.
Fall is the best season fur-real.
This weather is paw-some.
Are you fall real?
This chilly weather is soup-er!
Let’s pumpkin spice things up!
That’s fall folks!
Too cute to spook.
You’re my lil’ chunk of pumpkin!
Hop in the autumn-mobile for a fall drive.
Witchy-washy
I would never leaf you.
It’s fall coming back to me now.
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Even books wear jackets in the fall.
What did the tree say when it passed its test? What a re-leaf!
Pumpkins are the only fruit that I’ll be eating for the foreseeable future.
Don’t even chai.
What do jack-o’-lanterns do when they go out? Get lit.
I’m a pun-king.
If you don’t like sappy puns, you better leaf right now.
I’m fallin’ for you.
Hello gourdgeous.
What happens when apples drink too much? They get sauced.
Do you have anything to fall back on?
Life is gourd.
These treats just really bake my day!
What’s a tree’s least favorite month of the year? Sep-timber.
My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.
You truly a-maize me!
What do apples learn about in math class? Apple pi.
Here today, acorn tomorrow.
What did the gingko tree say when the phone rang? Yellow!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
Bet your Autumn dollar, it’s my favorite season!
Who helps little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
You’re my gourd luck charm.
This latte is spice-tacular.
What do you get when you run over a pumpkin? Squash.
Leaf me alone.
I love you a latte.
Dad is such acorn-y person.
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrrrr!
Go on, bake my day.
Fall aboard!
Let’s squash this rumor right now.
And they lived apple-y ever after.
Leaf operating officer.
Be-leaf in yourself.
You’re nuttier than a fruitcake!
What do pumpkins use for money? Pumpkin bread.
Why was the pumpkin surprised? It was caught off gourd.
What do squirrels watch on TV? Nut-flix.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
Pumpkin spice and chill.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
What kind of dog does a pumpkin have? A gourd dog.
I heard it’s awwtumn.
What did the jack-o’-lantern say to the pumpkin? I’m on fire for you.
New pinecone, who dis?
What does one leaf say when he is angry? Leaf me alone!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Where should a leaf go when its bank is closed? To another branch.
Sweater weather is always better.
You’re the (caramel) apple of my eye.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? The straw-berry.
Let it tree.
This maze is going to be a piece of spice cake.
May the forest be with you.
No more Mr. Spice guy.
And then they lived apple-y ever after.
Unleashing the joy this season.
What should you wear to keep warm in autumn? A har-vest.
I’m so corn-fused.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.
Looking for puns? I’m a pun-king.
What did the tree get when it went on vacation? Paid leaf.
How do pumpkins get their gossip? Through the vine.
Do you think Gourdon Ramsay would have some good pumpkin recipes?
Let’s get lit.
Orange you glad it’s fall?
I’m at your beck and fall.
Gourd of the Rings.
Beautifall
Which pumpkin band is everyone’s favorite? The Spice Girls.
Why are apples so popular? They’ve got a-peal.
I’m acorn-y person.
We declare this land autumnomous.
How did the apple get hurt? It fell too far from the tree.
Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit.
Don’t stop be-leafing.
How do you know when a pumpkin is sick? It doesn’t feel so gourd.
Summer is better than autumn? That’s a fallacy.
What did the leaf name its baby? Rustle.
If it isn’t pumpkin flavored, I don’t want it.
What did the tree say at the end of autumn? Fall’s well that ends well.
Easy as pumpkin pie
What’s a gourd’s least favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins.
Pie beg to differ!
With all the pumpkins around, autumn is definitely the most gourd-geous season.
I truly think that you’re my sweater half.
Every pumpkin should have a gourd dog.
Snack-o-lantern
I’m so excited to chai on all the fall sweaters.
Bautumns up! It’s time for fall cocktails.
Oh my gourd!
I’m turning over a new leaf this fall.
I’m feeling gratefall for these autumn days.
Why did the apple wait to make cider? It was mulling it over.
What did the sign at the corn maze say? Don’t get lost in the maize.
What’s the sweetest season of the year? Aww-tumn.
I’ve just been promoted to commander-in-leaf.
These pumpkins are simply gourd-ous.
Don’t let your gourd down this fall.
I like you a (pumpkin spice) latte.
What kind of pumpkin works at a pool? A life-gourd.
Bet your autumn dollar, fall is my favorite.
I wrote a big book about autumn. I titled it A Tome.
Did you hear about the fruit that went to jail? It was a bad apple.
Where do apples vacation? The Big Apple.
At the gym getting jacked.
Why did the pumpkin get robbed? It let its gourd down.
Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine.
Fall in love with moments.
Don’t sweat the fall stuff
Why did the scarecrow go to bed? It was time to hit the hay.
Feelin’ gourd.
Why do birds fly south in the fall? Because it’s too far to walk.
I donut know what I ever did without pumpkin spice.
Nuttin’ to see here.
I’m the commander-in-leaf.
Why kind of computers do apples use? Macs.
What kind of gourd hates the city? A country pumpkin.
Fall-elujah
Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s maple leaves.
Falling in puppy love.
Don’t gossip in the cornfield, there are too many ears around.
Don’t leaf me!
Let’s squash that rumor.
Let’s all breathe a sigh of re-leaf.
Orange you happy it’s fall?
Falls well that ends well.
What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie? Your teeth.
I’m acorn-y person.
You autumn know…
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall.
You’re the candy apple of my eye.
Let’s squash the drama and leaf it all behind.
How can you tell if a pumpkin is a pirate? It’s got a patch.
Donut know what I ever did without my PSL.
I love pumpkin spice a latte.
Don’t leaf out! It’s fall.
Orange you glad it’s autumn?
How do you know when an apple is embarrassed? It turns red.
I spy with my little pie.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
Squash goals
Piece (of pie) out.
Why shouldn’t you invite trees to your party? They never leaf.
Isn’t this season just wonder-fall?!
You’re my sweater half.
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
That’s fall, folks!
Why did the tree change its color? It wanted to turn over a new leaf.
Who is the best apple picker? We need a de-cider.
Did you hear about the shocked tree? It was in disbe-leaf.
You a-maize me.
I only have pies for you.
Hello, gourd-geous.
The scarecrow hits the hay before 9:00 PM.
Mum’s the word!
Blessed and pumpkin spice obsessed!
What does autumn do when winter comes? Autumn leaves.
With summer over, it’s time to chill.
When is corn not corn? When it’s a maize.
Trick or treat yo’ self.
Fall is amaizing.
How do leaves know if they’re related? They trace their family tree.
You really autumn know…
Sweater late than never.
The Amazing Cider-Man.
Did someone say “sweater weather”?
What do apples do for exercise? Core-strengthening exercises.
It’s time to fall in love.
Pride comes before the fall.
Don’t be acorn-y.
Hay there, hot stuff!
What sport do pumpkins like to play? Squash.
Hay there!
Resting witch face
Pumpkin pi.
FALLing in love with autumn.
Carve out the good times!
Hey pumpkin, you’re looking boo-tiful.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do books stay warm in the fall? They put on a jacket.
Dear gourd!
What did the ginkgo tree say when it answered the phone? “Yellow!”
Have a gourd time!
It’s the most wonderfall time of the year.
This weather is un-be-leafable.
Rakes-n-pains.
Witch fall flavor is your favorite?
FALLing in love.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why was the leaf humiliated? It had a fall from grace.
What do trees need to us Why shouldn’t you gossip in a corn field?
I’m falling for you.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.
This cooler weather is soup-er.
Make like a tree and leaf.
Quit being so witchy-washy!
So that is it for our list of Fall Puns and Jokes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Fall Couple Captions, Short Pumpkin Captions and Pumpkin Patch Captions.
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Laynni Deir
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