Having a baby on the way is big news and you want to find exactly the right words to spread the word, so we have gathered all the best pregnancy announcement captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short pregnancy quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Pregnancy Announcement Captions for Instagram
Nauseous. Tired. Can’t Sleep. Terrified. Thrilled. Pregnant!
In full bloom…
First came love, then came you.
Oh baby – the more, the merrier!
I’m so cute, my parents are having another!
Baking more than cookies for Santa this year.
Looking forward to a new tax deduction!
Coming soon. Me too!
The snuggle is real.
Baking my mini-me and making my dreams come true.
Break out the pickles and ice cream.
A new peep is joining our family.
Happiness is carrying a whole world inside you.
I like big bumps and I cannot lie.
Eating pumpkin pie for two this year.
Feeling fat lasts nine months but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.
Look who decided to show up.
“Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.” — Carrie Fisher
Red, White, and Due!
“I love you bigger than the world and sky.” — Marty Klazmer
We’re in for the ride of our lives.
“You do a lot of growing up when you’re pregnant. It’s suddenly like, ‘Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over.’” — Connie Fioretto
Pregnancy – the roller coaster ride which has no seat belts. I’m enjoying the ride.
This Christmas is extra sweet, our family is growing by one heart & two feet.
Not smuggling a pumpkin this Autumn!
Summertime and the living’s easy, new baby makes three!
“Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of Mother’s Love.” — Maureen Hawkins
I am happy, healthy… and pregnant!
An adventure is about to begin.
Surprise, we’re expecting.
Ten little fingers, ten little toes. With love and grace, our family grows.
Even miracles take a little time.
Summer breeze… and a baby, please!
Sometimes, miracles come in pairs.
Boarding now for our newest adventure! Destination: Sleepless nights.
“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” — A.A. Milne
Poppin’ bottles.
“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” — Jessica Simpson
Baby in bloom.
We’re going to be three peas in a pod.
“Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan
We made a wish—and two (or three or four!) came true.
Oops! We did it again.
Little bundle loading…
Hello baby, I can’t wait to meet you.
“It is the most powerful creation to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift.” — Beyoncé
“Babies are always more trouble than you thought—and more wonderful.” — Charles Osgood
Sun’s out, bump’s out.
We wished upon a star, it came true.
“There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.” — Chinese Proverb
We may have taken Netflix and chill a little too seriously.
One sip of water has turned into three bathroom trips.
There will be a new character in the next chapter of our love story.
The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going ‘Oooo! Chocolate Cake!’
“A grand adventure is about to begin.” — Winnie the Pooh
You can stop asking when we’re going to have a baby now.
The! best! secret! we’ve! ever! kept!
“Every four weeks I go up a bra size… it’s worth being pregnant just for the breasts.” — Natasha Hamilton
We made a wish and you came true.
Flowers aren’t the only thing growing this spring, and so is our family!
“You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.” — E.E. Cummings
“Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” Rita Rudner
“Now my belly is as noble as my heart.” — Gabriela Mistral
You + me = three.
“Still the most magical day of my life was the day I became a mom.” — Linda Becker
Adding a baby to our crew.
Happiness is on the way.
“Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe’s way of helping you to learn to do that.” — Heather Wittenberg
Don’t mind me, just gearing up to birth.
Baby shark due due due!
Break out the pickles and ice cream.
Nine months is not so long when you are waiting for the new little love of your life.
“It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen
My role as an only child’s coming to an end, cuz mommy’s due with my new best friend.
“You never understand life until it grows inside of you.” — Sandra Chami Kassis
Bun in the oven. Bake at 98.6°F until (due date).
The best presents aren’t under the tree.
Our little firecracker is on the way.
We are adding a new pair of ears to our family.
My heart is full of love, my belly too.
Time to spill the beans — we’ve got a baby brewing.
Something’s brewing for (due date).
Pregnancy is the happiest reason ever for feeling like crap.
Welcoming our little one on (due date).
“A ship under sail and a big-bellied woman are the handsomest two things that can be seen common.” ― Benjamin Franklin
A little cutie is on her way!
First came love, then came you.
The bump made me eat it.
Prayed for one, blessed with two.
“If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck
Adding a new member to the team.
Baby on board.
“You are the closest I will ever come to magic.” — Suzanne Finnamore
Best oops ever.
“Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.” – Merete Leonhardt-Lupa
The turkey isn’t the only thing in the oven this Thanksgiving…
Can’t wait to meet my new bestie!
The little one will be here soon.
God knew our hearts needed you.
“During my first pregnancy, the people I was around told me how great I looked, asked me how I was feeling, saved the comfiest chairs for me, and stocked the office with decaf tea. This time around, the person I spend the most time with—although she seems to think I’m swell—insists on eating my food and waking me up early every morning.” — Emily Fisk
Love makes the belly go round.
“Motherhood is the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary—it’s an act of infinite optimism.” – Gilda Radner
Baby is on the way!
“When I was pregnant, I was so huge and people on the bus would get up for me. That made me feel so precious and valued and valuable. I try to treat everyone like they’re pregnant.” — Mariska Hargitay
One more reason to be merry.
I’m in love with a human I haven’t met yet.
Surprise, we’re expecting!
We’re getting a roommate.
I grow humans. What’s your superpower?
Roses are red, violets are blue, on (due date) our little miracle is due.
“Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” — Maggie Scarf
Get ready to fall in love with our new arrival.
Where’s the food? I’m eating for two now.
Soon to be – family of 3.
“Pregnancy can be a time when you take tremendous pleasure in eating, not only because you may enjoy food more but also because you know that it is nourishing both you and your baby.” — Martha Rose and Jane L. Davis
Baby, you’re a firework!
“I’m never as happy as when I’m pregnant. I literally would have 10 babies if I could!” — Tori Spelling
Not a waddle. Just pregnancy swag.
“We can’t understand when we’re pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time—like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.” — Anne Lamott
Our newest addition has arrived!
Pretty soon we’ll need a minivan. We’re adding another to our clan.
A new roommate expected.
Super tired, super hungry, super pregnant.
“Sometimes you don’t realize what is missing in your life until it arrives.” — Araceli M. Ream
Sleeping soundly in my mother’s womb until I am ready to bloom.
When people congratulate me, I like to say for what and then watch them freak out.
My heart is full of love, my belly too.
Super tired, super hungry, super pregnant.
No tricks, just a treat, our family is growing by two little feet.
“Your pregnant elephant ankles will return to normal. Just hang in there.” — Adriel Booker
Stocking up on bows, glitter, and pink
“Going into a pregnancy is a really challenging time for a woman, because it’s forever-changing, both mentally and physically.” — Brooke Burke
Being pregnant means every day is another day closer to meeting the love of my life.
Move over, hubby, a new guy is coming to town!
How cute are these parents-to-be?
“There are words in the soul of a newborn baby, wanting and waiting to be written.” — Toba Beta
“Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford
“With every newborn baby, a little sun rises.” — Irmgard Erath
“Whether your pregnancy was meticulously planned, medically coaxed, or happened by surprise, one thing is certain—your life will never be the same.” — Catherine Jones
Dreams do come true!
Baking the sweetest of buns.
Happiness is carrying a whole world inside you.
A little snowflake is on the way.
“Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.” — Michael J. Fox
An addition to the family photo shoot.
We’re ridiculously excited to meet this baby.
One of us is eating for two, while the other is drinking for two.
“Words can not express the joy of new life.” — Hermann Hesse
“The amazing thing about becoming a parent is that you will never again be your own first priority.” — Olivia Wilde
I’m now always hungry, tired, or both.
Eat up! My mommy doesn’t want to be the only one with a big tummy!
Sweater weather and baby kicks.
Double the trouble, double the fun, our family is growing by 2, not 1.
I can’t keep calm, my baby is loading.
New human, sleep thief.
No, really, this is the last one.
Spice Spice Baby.
Not fat just… Pregnant!
Dreams do come true and ours will be wrapped in blue!
There’s nothing like a brand-new pair of genes. We are expecting.
The best things come in threes.
The best is yet to come.
Here we grow again!
I declare pregnancy!
We’re going to need a bigger car.
Boy, oh, boy! We’re expecting a bundle of joy.
We’ve been cooking something up.
Baby on board.
We’re adding another pumpkin to the patch.
“A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die.” — Mary Mason
This one is pretty much the summer motto for us all — Bra off. Hair up. Belly out.
Little hero in the making.
Mom level unlocked.
“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” — Leo J. Burke
The butterflies in my belly turned into 2 tiny feet.
I always wondered what it would be like to be pregnant. Now I know!
I can’t believe that our ‘someday’ has turned into our ‘finally’.
“Pregnancy is the only time when you can do nothing at all and still be productive.” — Evan Esar
Hello baby, I can’t wait to meet you.
Person with funny baby bump Instagram quotes by Rudner
You + me = three.
I’ve got the scoop — mommy’s due with baby #2.
We’re going to need a bigger car.
Officially outnumbered.
What’s one more?
Sonogram and big smiles.
Our soon-to-be newest family member.
Baby has entered the chat.
“Being pregnant was the healthiest I’ve ever been in my life. Except for the cupcakes.” — Ashlee Simpson
The best gifts are homemade.
So that is it for our list of Pregnancy Instagram Announcement Captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
For more great ideas, check out our other lists of Short Family Quotes, Maternity Photo Shoot Captions and Daily Encouragement Quotes.
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Laynni Deir
I am Laynni Deir, writer and editor of Purely Lists. There are times when you are looking for inspiration or aren’t sure what to say and I am committed to providing lists of the best quotes, sayings, messages, puns or captions for any occasion. Whether you are looking for a positive quote, a message for a card, a fun saying for a letter board or caption for your next post or story, you will find the perfect option here.
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